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Dirty lil pete

Contrary to the name, a dirty lil Pete is someone with a giant cock. The downside is that person is either ugly or a social hermit.
“Man I thought Ritchard didn’t have anything because he’s ugly but it turns out he’s a dirty lil Pete”
by Lil dirty Pablo July 15, 2025
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Pete

pete is my best friend,, i love them sm <33

i hope we don’t ever argue , i hope we will stay friends until the end 💗
person one: pete is amazing bro
person two: ur jus now finding that out??
by averiiiiii April 18, 2022
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Skunky Pete

Bring drunk and stoned at the same time.
Mate I'd been drinking pints all night then we lit a big fat doobie. I was a skunky Pete.
by Rjimbout January 27, 2019
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texas sneaky pete

The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.
The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.
by Sneakytexaspete January 23, 2019
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Sneeky Pete

When you are wiping you bottom, but the toilet paper breaks and you accidentally finger yourself
"Dude what took you so long in the bathroom"

" sorry man i got a sneeky pete and had to spend extra time washing."
by theglidemaster May 19, 2019
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pete the meat puppet

a niche video on youtube by the clothing company DIESEL about a pinocchio knock off named Pete made out of meat and his downfall from him being the american dream to a former drug addict trying to find the meaning of life that not only traumatised several teens but was an ad campaign for designer jeans. It could be symbolic for the phrase "meat puppet" which is a human who mindlessly does things on other's commands, which pete is technically doing as so many young and successful celebrities at the time would fall into drug addictions and hedonism.

it could also refer to something such as an ad that has a bunch of effort put into it and insight just for it to promote some slop at the end
mf 1: ayo have you seen the pete the meat puppet video

mf 2: ye all that insight and trauma for designer jeans is insane
by Teyst September 3, 2024
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Texas Pete facial

When you shake a slightly opened bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce unknowing that it was open and slinging hot sauce into someone’s face and eyes.
That shit was hot!!

Well that’s a Texas Pete facial for ya.
by Soupdetaco March 9, 2024
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