Pete's Law

Pete’s law is an internet adage which states that all desktop applications evolve until they contain a fully functioning email client, and all mobile applications evolve until they contain bitcoin

Oh, of COURSE Mobile App is adding support for crypto. I mean, that's consistent with Pete's Law.

by Tim Pool April 9, 2021

Pete Meat

A kid who is always down to fuck sexy mamacitas always...

Pete Meat fucks sexy mamacitas every day.

by PeteShMeat July 19, 2017

pete wentz from my chemical romance

the lead vocalist of the band twenty one pilots

"Hey i'm Pete wentz from my chemical romance"

by eatpant420 November 14, 2018

Pete Jenkins

Term for a projecting, self centred, tart.

Me: what’s your thoughts on Pete Jenkins?
Ronald: he’s a projecting, self centred, tart.

by wiggybiggly January 26, 2025

Pete Rogers

A dirty middle-aged guy who proceeds to post naked pictures while engaging in sexual intercourse on Facebook. He often posts on womens' walls exclaiming his love for their vaginal utilities and his wears an expression of angry passion.

Your dads a real Pete Rogers.

by Doc1985 September 4, 2014

pete web

pete web hahhaha mario web hahahhaa

haha pete web

by Raexer May 21, 2021

Pete

An unfortunate tragedy of events occur when an individual doesn’t apply Pete Repellent (PP) regularly to their lips and is exposed by the sun or a drop in their immune system.

Ah fok Juzzy, I think I’m getting a Pete!

Do you have any PP on you?

Yes, of course. That was arrogant to not bring any.

by Pete Retief May 11, 2023