Matt Jordan

He’s the kind of guy who always bangs out the gym, tries to prove to his friends that he’s cool by climbing things like cranes and trees. He likes to get suspended and tongue crusty Asian lesbians. He also has a forehead the size of the river Nile and above all else, he’s a fucking loyal twat

Ohhh did you hear that Matt Jordan kid who

climbed the crane

by The Rich Chigger December 20, 2018

Matt Lethaby

Matt lethaby, otherwise the straightest human being known to be the straightest most heterosexual being known to man. If he does something it’s not gay including wanking in a dofe tent next to other boys.

Wait bro did you get off with that girl last night

Yeh bro

Nice bro that’s Matt lethaby

by Queerdoggydog June 27, 2019

Pulling a Matt

Pulling a Matt is when you are the creepy one in the group. Generally stay in the corner of any room and maintain eye contact at inappropriate times. Commonly referred to as “doing the face”.

Look at that creepy guy in the corner, he’s pulling a Matt and doing the face!

by Steve Luctual November 14, 2019

The Matt Murray

The act of fingering your date/spouse/tinder victim’s anus and sniffing your finger directly after.

Aaron : hey man how was your date last night?
Tony : yeah it was ok man, I gave that bitch The Matt Murray!!
Aaron : nice man, what did it smell like?
Tony : Taco Bell..

by Loonytoon69 December 6, 2017

matt bottom

A matt bottom is a curious teenage boy who only wants to know what length pyjamas girls wear to bed, he is most definately NOT into a cheeky nandos and if he was he would be a mango and lime and 1 fino side (creamy mash) kind of lad. You know you're dealing with a matt bottom when he's constantly active on Facebook and popping up to absolutely fucking everyone. He is an absolute ledge and you would be very fortunate to be graced by him. Easily identifiable this full kit wanker will have spiky hair and be wearing his best shoes to please the girls (umbro). His dirty talk will sound of similar structure "what do you think of me", "how soft are your lips" and "video call me"

Luke: "Jenny keep clear of Him, he's a matt bottom"

Jenny: "put your football away, it takes a matt bottom to know a matt bottom"

by Wittyenglishstudent_ May 14, 2015

matt camp

When a person doesn’t show up to school for half the year

Dang... Eddie sure is pulling a Matt Camp this year

by The Minecraft Gamer 2005 April 19, 2018

Matt Maltese

Matt Maltese is a British musician with an angelic voice. He is mainly known for his trending song "As the world caves in" on Tiktok, but there's so much more to his discography. He has 3 albums and my personal favourite& his actual masterpiece is "Bad contestant". Every live performance of him is amazing and I don't think he is able to make one bad song. Also, his voice is unbelievable.

So, if you listen to Matt Maltese, you're probably really cool and have wonderful taste. If you don't, it's never too late to start. Whichever one you are, don't hesitate to follow my account matt_maltese_fanpage on instagram.😋

hottie: Hey, you are really pretty. Do you by any chance listen to Matt Maltese?
random ugly person: Matt??Maltese??? No he sucks. And his shaved head looks like an egg.
hottie: HIS SHAVED HEAD IS THE HOTTEST THING EVER. But nvm yo a#s ugly as he#l🤙

by zont.zo.it. June 30, 2022