John, I don't mind your German shepherd, but will you PLEASE put a muzzle on that beagle? He's a regular woof machine. That damn barking of his keeps me up every night!
by pentozali March 10, 2006
Friend: The government just made taxes lower on the rich and higher on all of us.
Me: That's the jewish machine for you.
Me: That's the jewish machine for you.
by Alfred Hithcock August 12, 2017
when youre banging a girl and shes 9 months pregnant, you reach in there and grab the little fucker and tell him, "Get out you little fucker, this is my house... bitch!"
I couldn't wait for my child to be born, and one night i got really horny and gave my old bitch a crane machine.
by sir fucks-a-lot April 25, 2009
by MoFugly(R) December 16, 2004
An electronic device which is designed to automatically answer your phone calls. People who are too cheap to get voice mail usually have an answering machine.
by Qbert August 23, 2003
girl1: ive always wanted to fuck that lad up for years but.....i dont know how to.
girl2: well in argos theres a shagging machine you can use it to practice. It takes 5 mins practice
girl2: well in argos theres a shagging machine you can use it to practice. It takes 5 mins practice
by ronnie1997 August 06, 2011
you know that thing called a fax machine? oh yea, isn’t it basically the outcome of unprotected sex between a letter and a phone?
by Doodle:) February 26, 2020