by OneEyedFella November 4, 2019
Get the Jamesmug. James is a Irish boi who is also a weirdo and he humps cats. Oh, did I mention that he plays Movie Star Planet and sucks at Fortnite. He offten doesn't wear shirts. If you meet him online he will ask for your Snapchat and his face is completely lifeless
Who invented James?
He's such a James if he asks to look at your face.
James looks high in this picture
He's such a James if he asks to look at your face.
James looks high in this picture
by OhNoThatBurrito June 19, 2019
Get the Jamesmug. OMG. James has had a lot of girlfriends. He also thinks every girl likes him. Especially LAILAS, Raelynns, abby, Katie, Audrey , Beckey. He likes sweatshirts.his favorite colors are most likely orange or blue. He likes soccer and basketball. He’s smart, intelligent , Active ,playful
by Mjfanforever July 15, 2020
Get the Jamesmug. by My milk is delicious October 10, 2019
Get the Jamesmug. My life is brilliant
My name is James
I'm only 7
And that explains
Why I’ve never had a best friend
Until you came along
But people stop and they look at us and they say that it's wrong
They say
You're a paedophile
You're a paedophile
You're a paedophile they say
You're name is Clive
And you're 45
But you don't let that come between us
And you make me hold your... hand
We went to the park
And we fed bread to a duck
And then you took me home
So that we could… eat dinner
And now I’ve got your fish fingers in my tum
And then you try to push your... food on my plate
You're a paedophile they say
You're a paedophile
You're a paedophile they say
But I don't care
Cause you're always there
Like when you helped me find my spectacles
And when you fiddled with my... hair
You find me after school
You watched me in the pool
You make me laugh when you act silly
You take me to the swings
You buy me sweets and things
Sometimes I play with your... watch
You're a paedophile they say
You're a paedophile
You're a paedophile they say
Or I have misheard
Yeah I’ve got the wrong word
I mean that you're my babysitter
And though you are my babysitter
You still take me up the... shops
My name is James
I'm only 7
And that explains
Why I’ve never had a best friend
Until you came along
But people stop and they look at us and they say that it's wrong
They say
You're a paedophile
You're a paedophile
You're a paedophile they say
You're name is Clive
And you're 45
But you don't let that come between us
And you make me hold your... hand
We went to the park
And we fed bread to a duck
And then you took me home
So that we could… eat dinner
And now I’ve got your fish fingers in my tum
And then you try to push your... food on my plate
You're a paedophile they say
You're a paedophile
You're a paedophile they say
But I don't care
Cause you're always there
Like when you helped me find my spectacles
And when you fiddled with my... hair
You find me after school
You watched me in the pool
You make me laugh when you act silly
You take me to the swings
You buy me sweets and things
Sometimes I play with your... watch
You're a paedophile they say
You're a paedophile
You're a paedophile they say
Or I have misheard
Yeah I’ve got the wrong word
I mean that you're my babysitter
And though you are my babysitter
You still take me up the... shops
by amypercy April 14, 2020
Get the Jamesmug. James is an extremely talented and amazing person that only opens up to the people closest to him. He seems funny to everyone around him but once you get to know him you will see more than just the funny vibe. James usually falls for a girl with an h name like Hannah or Hailey, and he’s extremely loyal in relationships. He would do anything for his girlfriend- even take a bullet for her. James can get cocky at times and hates being wrong, but if treated right he’s a king. If you have a James, you don’t wanna lose him!
by Imjustanurbandictionaryhoeee July 28, 2020
Get the Jamesmug. Typically a dude who is very tall and skinny. Extremely good at video games. Talented at bread collecting. And is of course packing
by James Definition June 11, 2020
Get the Jamesmug.