Ghost Simpin

"Simpin over someone that you dont talk to or know you exist."

Cecilia: okay but like why is he so hot??
Nolee: why you out here ghost simpin??? He doesnt even know you.

by Apimp.4.simps July 2, 2020

Ghost Slappies

To be jerked off while sleeping as a revenge attack for being a total piece of shit. Usually the discharge is aimed at the stomach of the victim to make a messy aftermath. When the victim wakes up they will see the cum on their stomach and realized they had been slappied but don't know by who, hence it being a Ghost Slappy. This is in no way gay.

Friend comes home really drunk, pukes on your floor and passes out.

You give him some ghost slappies.

He wakes up and says "Fuck I got Ghost Slappied again!"

by gotchabetch September 1, 2011

instant ghost

new Tinder hunk who immediately unmatches

Carl was super excited to match with Jacob—a 6'4" former baseball player who seemed nice and single. upon swiping to his matches page Carl saw Jacob pulled an instant ghost and deleted the connection. "Jacob is a dick; don't be like him" Carl thought to himself.

by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020

Ghost Printer

When you printer turns on (or off) by itself.

Guy: Holy shit did you see that my printer just turned on by itself it scared me!

Friend: "ghost printer".....

by whoageez November 30, 2009

Adi the ghost

I was having a zoom sleepover with my friend. She got a message on Snapchat and it was some random chain mail. It was about a ghost boy who killed people. we laughed it off and went on with our sleepover. A few days later she died, I told the police about the snap. they laughed at me. I regret laughing it off. DO NOT READ ANYTHING YOU GET ON SNAPCHAT!

1# person DID U HEAR ABOUT ADI THE GHOST?
2# person YEA HES FREAKING SCARY

by SourPatchKid69 April 23, 2020

grady ghost

A Holy Spirit dividing the deserving from the unworthy.often takes form as a weimareiner and gives people many opportunities to prove their worth.eats green beans and souls.

Gabe:Yo holy crap it’s Grady Ghost
Aiden:e

by That Defining Dino July 11, 2020

Ghost Buzz

The feeling that the cell phone in your pocket is vibrating when in fact it is not.

That's weird! It feels like my phone in my pocket keeps vibrating but its not. But be a ghost buzz.

by ScotB1 May 22, 2009