gel train

The best way to pick up chicks.

“Do you like gel trains girl”
“Oh fuck yes I love gel trains so much”

by 😂Wes8761😂 November 02, 2019

Trim Training

The act of committing a savage yet purposeful man-handling on your "downtown district".

- "Hey Mortimer, Check out the chick on the cover of the new FHM.."
- "Man, she's Grade A, Gerald! **snatches magazine** If you need me i'll be in the bathroom trim training!!!"
- "You salty dog you...."

by Jay B. R. March 16, 2008

train bass

The low rumbling bass line produced by an idling train (or trains) up to a mile away. Permeates walls, double glazing and your brain. Equivilent to approximate 1000 boy racers idling in the car park.

Worker #1: That train bass is particularly intense today.
Worker #2: Indeed, been going all morning!
Worker #3: Dudes, I couldn't hear it before you said that... now its melting my brain.

by Siiimon February 19, 2007

Train holing

When your dick unintentionally goes through the small hole in your underwear

My dick keeps on fucking train holing and it’s really annoying

by Poopybumshitholecunt March 11, 2018

fap train

Like a train where you see the carriages one after another. A fap train is masturbating again and again and again.

I hurt more than after a 5 hour fap train.

by SexyPanda17 November 25, 2012

the log train

The penis, when on bottom.

My wife came home to jump on and ride the log train!

by Titan49 January 04, 2018

train bum

Those bums that be on NYC trains that wear layers of cloths and a big druid blanket in the summertime and smell like they haven't taken their pants off in 15 years not even to use the bathroom.

Homie you smell like a train bum.

by Angel_Dirty_Face December 22, 2014