Tool Squad

Singular: tool squadee

a group of douchebags, swagfags, or other forms of assholes. Most commonly appearing in high schools and middle schools. Members can be distinguished by usually wearing polo shirts, chubbies, athletic shorts, long socks, and expensive sneakers. Often treat other people like crap, listen to hip hop music in an attempt to appear cooler, and are far-right Republican. Many tool squadees are spoiled and used to getting whatever they want from their rich parents, and are almost always white.

The only things that they talk about are athletics (specifically lacrosse), pointless social matters, and how "hard" their life is.

Bob: So then I said-

John: Look out, Tool Squad up ahead.

(Both swerve to avoid the mass of concentrated douchebaggery.)

Bob: *whew* That was close.

Tool Squad Member #1: My parents won't get me the new iPhone, my life is so hard.

Tool Squad Member #2: Are you coming to lacrosse practice tonight?

by ainm-cleite October 28, 2014

oodie squad

A group of friends who can count on each other to pick them up when there knocked down and give them a positive look on life

I wasn't feelin like myself today so I called up the Oodie squad to help out

by Jamal Tomlin March 31, 2015

Piper’s Squad

6 Youtubers who are very cool. Consists of
Piper Rockelle
Emily Dobson
Elliana Walmsley
Lev Cameron
Jentzen Ramirez
Jenna Davis

Person 1: Do you like the Piper’s squad?
Person 2: ofc!

by shakeiton1989 March 5, 2022

squad swear

More powerfull than just a normal swear. Its used with your squad mainly. But it can be used with other people too, so they know you're not lying.

Dude1: Hey dude!! Tomorrow I'm going out with Sarah.
Dude2: Nah, you lying.
Dude1: Squad swear!!
Dude2: Squad swear!

by Swachy February 17, 2017

Cougar Squad

A collection of lady friends in their late 30's and early 40's who hang around and prowl for younger men. They are usually divorced or single.

I had a blast with my Cougar Squad on my birthday, they took me to a strip club and paid for all my dances.

by Losman94 October 20, 2010

tammy squad

a group of amazing people who care a lot about each other. i love them all truly <3 saranghae!

includes (initials):
m.y.
a.L
c.z
c.x
e.c
g.b
a.f
m.o
laz
v.t
e.y

mom: go exercise
me: whyyyy
mom: beca-
me: oh yeah, I wanna go to tammy with the tammy squad!
mom: cool

tammy squad: hi!
me: hi guys, thx for waiting for me
tammy squad: why do you need to take us?

me: AHHHHHH YALL ARE TOO KIND
tammy squad: saranghae <3
me: borahae <333333

by madzeeys June 14, 2021

squad roasting

When you and your squad insult each other so bad you would fight someone else for saying shit like that

You to a member of your squad: When I bang your mom we don't use protection. You know... cause she's fixed.

Squad: DAMN!!! Fuck you! ( and then roasts you back)

I love getting high and squad roasting with you little bitches

by MeatHandle January 21, 2017