October 27th is post your significant other day! whether that's ur girlfriend, boyfriend or theyfriend, post them!
girl: did u know its Post your significant other day
boy: no
girl: shit imma post u
boy: jit ion feel u in dat way ðŸ˜
boy: no
girl: shit imma post u
boy: jit ion feel u in dat way ðŸ˜
by Archiekins545 October 7, 2022

Co-parenting hasn't been easy, especially with my baby-other fucking my world up, like a drunken godzilla.
by Cmonster81 January 7, 2023

Person 1: how bored are you??
Person 2: When you have any other questions you may not be obtained
Person 1: wtf
Person 2: When you have any other questions you may not be obtained
Person 1: wtf
by expectence September 1, 2025

When two friends overly defend each other.
Similar to bumlicking except it comes from both sides not one
Similar to bumlicking except it comes from both sides not one
‘Lewis and Mitchell are always hanging out the back of each other!’
‘Literally! They always defend each other so fast it’s like they’re secretly partners!’
‘Literally! They always defend each other so fast it’s like they’re secretly partners!’
by spazmoid90210 April 2, 2024

OTHER PEOPLE did it to OTHER PEOPLE amd YOU are doing it to ME. So you are going to PAY for doing it to ME and then OTHER PEOPLE are going to PAY for doing it to OTHER PEOPLE. First order of business is going to be: Who the fuck killed Suchir Balaji?
by Hym Iam July 30, 2025

by DJ Zanimal October 28, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
