Energizer Granny

An elderly woman who was old in nineteen o' Jesus and still keeps on going and going and going...
Sakhan Dosova is an Energizer Granny. (Look her up - apparently she is/was 134).
by Charverharver March 25, 2010
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Granny Fanny in my Nanny

When you gran tickles your nans testicles and she enjoys it.
by Bigcockbradders January 15, 2020
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Granny Blunt

When you take your grannys cremated ashes and roll it into a blunt to smoke it.
Yo dawg i just rolled a granny blunt, shits boutta get WICKED.
by ONLYSMOKEGRANNYBLUNTS April 14, 2023
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Slappy Granny

A dirty old Goon who makes slapping noises tapping it’s old punani
That old Slappy Granny is making loud noises
by Carlos de la Cerda February 03, 2024
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granny's couch

Couch not for sitting. Just nice to look at.
by me81 January 02, 2015
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granny gang crack

When a younger more athletic male enjoys rigorous sex with an older woman and enjoys the sound of her pelvis cracking
-Dude, you're granny is a real gilf, she let me granny gang crack her.
by Big Buba Buttplug January 04, 2018
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Granny Hani

A delusional discordian egirl that claims to be "Elsa" from Disney's hit movie Frozen.
I was chatting online and this Granny Hani started patronizing me.
by icenoob April 17, 2022
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