(continuing from my potty emergency definition): Little kid crying more:I can't hold it!!! Parent:yes you can use your muscles. Kid:I can't hold it!!! Parent:no you are not going potty in your carseat. Kid crying more:I can't hold it!!! I'm potty failing!!! Parent looking at kid:you did not just go in your carseat. Kid crying while going potty in carseat:Its too late I'm already going!
by stuffed animal lovers youtuber May 21, 2021
A garage fail, is a play on the words "garage sale," and is used as a declaration that a particular garage sale is so bad, often with very few items, that it is not worth stopping at.
"Do you want to stop at this garage sale?"
"NO! All they have is a couple of boxes of clothes... more like a garage fail."
"NO! All they have is a couple of boxes of clothes... more like a garage fail."
by Leitmotiv February 11, 2014
An operating system that Microsoft Windows releases that is terrible.
This results in a pattern known as the Windows Pattern.
This results in a pattern known as the Windows Pattern.
by Elixir of Wisdom June 28, 2015
1. Lines of snow that appear across a failure's driveway. This person (usually a migrant from Illinois to the fine state of Wisconsin) sucks so bad at shoveling their driveway that they create fail lines in places where the snow overflowed from either side of their shovel. Usually these lines run horizontally for the entire length of their driveway.
2. It can also be a noun describing the person previously described.
2. It can also be a noun describing the person previously described.
1. Man 1: Dude, you have to clean up those fail lines.
Man 2: Yea, I know. Three people already asked if I was from Chicago.
2. "That new neighbor of yours roots for the Bears? He must be such a fail lline..."
Man 2: Yea, I know. Three people already asked if I was from Chicago.
2. "That new neighbor of yours roots for the Bears? He must be such a fail lline..."
by The Wonderful WIz January 17, 2011
n. a complicated and intricate fail typically involving more than one person. It is the result of some set-up or work towards a goal which fails in the end.
Jeez. Those a-wads tried to set her up, and boy did they put a lot of effort into it - but it just ended up looking ridiculous to everybody. Deluxe fail.
by Dr. Otto Botte November 10, 2010
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