Diving helmet

The diving helmet would have looked like a combination of a gas mask and a scuba diving mask.
by Sexydimma June 1, 2022
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dive

An act of soccer shithousery, which consists in simulating a foul against the "diver". Especially effective in the opponent's penalty box.
"Portugal defender Pepe has put in a contender for most blatant dive of the World Cup, with his Oscar-worthy flop against Morocco last night earning the immediate ire of the internet." (The West Australian, 'All That's Wrong With Football', June 21, 2018)
by sazanlip June 10, 2022
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Southern Scuba Dive

When you take a shit and then while your girlfriend is on her hands and knees, you fuck her in the ass while holding her face down in the toilet.
Guy: Dude last night me and the girl did a southern scuba dive.

Friend: that's nasty man.
by Vundaba October 21, 2011
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salmon dive

The art of falling over and stiffening up flat like a salmon, in order to provide entertainment for whoever is watching.
"Chrissie B fell off his skateboard and performed the ultimate salmon dive!"
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screwba diving

Refers to where two aqualung-wearers "take da plunge" and have underwater sex.
Tiffany and I wanted to try screwba diving for da first time, but da water was so cold dat I couldn't "get it up" once we got below da surface. Guess we'll hafta wait for warmer weather to give it another shot.
by QuacksO January 26, 2022
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Muck Diving

Non-gender Seagulling "in the mud"
They had a wild night on the boardwalk muck diving innocent passer-bys
by Jeff's House August 4, 2019
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