by Sexydimma June 1, 2022

by broki September 7, 2016

An act of soccer shithousery, which consists in simulating a foul against the "diver". Especially effective in the opponent's penalty box.
"Portugal defender Pepe has put in a contender for most blatant dive of the World Cup, with his Oscar-worthy flop against Morocco last night earning the immediate ire of the internet." (The West Australian, 'All That's Wrong With Football', June 21, 2018)
by sazanlip June 10, 2022

When you take a shit and then while your girlfriend is on her hands and knees, you fuck her in the ass while holding her face down in the toilet.
by Vundaba October 21, 2011

The art of falling over and stiffening up flat like a salmon, in order to provide entertainment for whoever is watching.
by Sendu20 July 31, 2016

Tiffany and I wanted to try screwba diving for da first time, but da water was so cold dat I couldn't "get it up" once we got below da surface. Guess we'll hafta wait for warmer weather to give it another shot.
by QuacksO January 26, 2022

Non-gender Seagulling "in the mud"
by Jeff's House August 4, 2019
