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sperm dad

The man that your poor mother mated with to produce you...usually used instead of the term "biological father", where you now have a "new dad" or you don't want to refer to him as your "real" dad.
Daughter: My sperm dad is so cheap he sent me a roll of masking tape for my 12th birthday.

Friend: Well he is from Christchurch (New Zealand)
by Miss Polly January 24, 2008
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Deadbeat Dad

"A Deadbeat works all day to stay away and keeps his money to himself and decides what he is going to pay and when. He wanted to get married, he wanted to have children, then he walked away when he has it all. He no longer cares if the Mother and Child waits daily or nightly for him. He no longer cares if they are broken. He thinks of himself as a good man and is built up by his friends; but once you get to know him you see he is the worst type of man."
He chose to walk away, but still wanted to act as a parent. He's actually nothing more then a deadbeat dad.
by TruthTellsAll November 20, 2015
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dad voice

When the kids don't listen to a word Mom is saying and then dad steps in by dropping his voice and octave and then tells the kids what to do and without as much as a moments hesitation they do the exact thing Mom as been asking them to do for the last hour!
by Scoprio May 7, 2018
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rad dad

a sick Dad who is stoked to thrash with his kid.
yo check out that Rad Dad teaching his baby to surf... the kid can't even walk yet!
by pancho love May 21, 2007
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hockey dad

When I find who keyed my car I'm going to give him a Hockey Dad.
by nrog December 26, 2007
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kevin's dad

I went to a club last night and the chick I met was as dirty as Kevin's Dad
by qwertyterd January 15, 2014
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Black Dad

“Lol you will never meet ur black dad”
by Tttyyy1212 October 8, 2018
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