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goin on a board bender

this practice is done by accumulating a planets worth of drugs (preferably a mixture of stimulants and opiates) then staying up all night doing things on your computer that the nsa would not approve of
"hey tom theres this data server ive been lookin at no ones used it years, u wanna hit it?" "george, i see us goin on a board bender in our future" "maaaayyyybe but by brother never takes his adderall, were good"
by 5ende73ender January 7, 2017
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z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition is named after Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins and his infamous hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
Shame on you dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit ; the NHL is not a roman gladiator arena.
by Sexydimma February 5, 2017
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choice board

An awful slave of homework that only nurds complete before the last day until it’s do
I hate Ms Ellis because of our choice boards
by Big pp gang member 567896948 October 21, 2019
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Pig boarding

A manipulation tactic which is so convert you are emotionally being moved around as farmers move pigs. Putting a giant board in front of the wrong way to go.
Before I knew it, they had my car, my money and my man. This is pig boarding.
by Miktini December 12, 2020
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Taco Bell water board

Where you eat a ton of Taco Bell the day before, then procede to take a huge watery shit on someone’s face
Not the Taco Bell water board anything but that
by Gbad/loving it December 21, 2020
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boarding school

fucking hell like literal hell like i wanna go to boarding school
friend: that person in the horror movie just died
me: no they are in boarding school
by ava fuckin malfoy October 23, 2020
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Boarding school

Prison

Well kinda...
A frequently-stereotyped educational institution that often features a more diverse population than most people believe. Contrary to popular belief, not all boarding school students are snotty, preppy airheads and jocks. Not all are sent there as preparation for becoming trophy wives or CEOs. Boarding schools are not as weird and sheltered as they are portrayed to be (especially not for day students) and they do have significant value other than "getting the kids out of the way".

Many parents send children to boarding schools for high school because they feel this will better prepare them for college life. Others live in areas with poor public schooling systems and elect to send their children elsewhere, so they can have a better education. It may come as a shock to some that many boarding school students come from extremely rural areas or from so-called "bad neighborhoods" and are there on scholarship.

Living at a boarding school often puts kids in contact with people they would never meet otherwise, as students often come from all over the world. Interacting with people from different places and backgrounds generally broadens the students' minds and horizons. Dorm life requires that they learn to live with other people and to effectively resolve problems with roommates and neighbors.
“Oh look Lara, Freya and Philippa go to a Boarding school.”

“Oh no! I was going to bang all three tonight but because they live in hell I can’t anymore”
by Sugerplum101 January 27, 2021
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