pussy board

a table made out of two people scissoring each other with their legs entwined and their arms/hands as the feet/legs of the table, this is the part when you await for your cat to come and lay on the pussy's to complete the pussy triangle, then the male comes and plays monopoly with his friends

me and dad played pussy board with my mom and sister

by ynddxgxc April 15, 2024

Board smash

To break ur keyboard (usually due to raging, key mashing, or ur keyboard doesn’t work maybe)

Person: “Hey you’ve seen Mark?”
Friend: “Yeah he board smashing”
Mark (in the distance): REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by RoyelPixel ._. October 16, 2018

The Board

Reference to TNABOARD.COM

A platform for providers (ESCORTS) & hobbyist to utilize for screening, identification verification, references reviews etc.

"She was banned from the board for offering bare services"

by Brookelynvip69 June 22, 2023

Chook board

This device has been constructed to save ones thighs and genitals from scratching that occurs when penetrative force is applied to a chickens cloaca

Using the hole in the boards upper centre one would place the said chickens cloaca over in a manner fitting ones girth a closer position for a lesser individual or a preferred deeper feel. Hooking the legs into the holders on newer models can be a welcome experience for beginners when climax is reached as no need of hanging onto your chook is required. Although the prospect of owning a chook board has its advantages it must not be overlooked that good maintenance and care be taken when storing this device as splinters can be easily found if improper dry storage and regular oiling after every wash down which would lead to a painful experience

by Ahhhyeahboy October 13, 2020

Defeat Someone In The Life Board Game To Proceed

Defeat Someone In The Life Board Game To Proceed

Defeat Someone In The Life Board Game To Proceed

by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

Blow board

Something to snort lines of coke off of

Guy: I want to use you as my blow board for the night
Girl: Blow board?
Guy: Yeah! Like.. a blow board to do coke off of

by Droppedmycroissant July 6, 2019

Shart Board

This term resembles the victims face after a prank gone horribly wrong. Men have this sick urge to always fart on each other. Well, sometimes when you are sleeping, men will pants themselves and rip a hot beef right on the side of your face to increase the smell (and because it is funnier). Sometimes when said men pants themselves in preparation for the fart, a turd may slip out and hit the victim on the side of the dome piece, mimicking throwing a dart at a dart board.

Ryan: I dare you to bust a bare ass fart on Troy's head.

Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)

James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?

Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019