December 5th

wear all black

hey its december 5th gotta be goth today -cadence neal 2019

by Joe mamma cadence November 25, 2019

January 5th

Dress like a hooker with your bestfriends day. But not total hookers.

Cierra: Allie tmw is January 5th, aka dress like a hooker with ur bestfriend day u and me have got to do it!
Allie: you bet ur bottom dollar we are ily bestie

by Zberrysplat January 4, 2021

may 5th

the day you gotta let your friend fuck

may 5th

by keldodo May 4, 2022

May 5th

It’s the day you prank your friend by pretending to be in love

Pablo: hi Jessica, i think i love you
Jessica: Pablo, it doesn’t work, i know today is May 5th!

by annibal May 4, 2022

december 5th

national s/o day. anyone you desire will be your s/o

guy: soo..its december 5th you know..
girl: yup..why?
guy: -smirk-
girl: 0.0

by agastopia October 8, 2022

April 5th

National send arch pics day. Once requested it cannot be denied.

Yo dude it’s April 5th! Go ask Nat for some arch pics u know she got the phatty

by FuckYouItsBigD April 5, 2024

5th grade

you know damn well what it is if you dont you need to die but if you dont its is hell fucking HELL

5th grade suck ass you pobaaly get none

by i dumbass August 13, 2022