deluxe fail

n. a complicated and intricate fail typically involving more than one person. It is the result of some set-up or work towards a goal which fails in the end.
Jeez. Those a-wads tried to set her up, and boy did they put a lot of effort into it - but it just ended up looking ridiculous to everybody. Deluxe fail.
by Dr. Otto Botte November 10, 2010
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garage fail

A garage fail, is a play on the words "garage sale," and is used as a declaration that a particular garage sale is so bad, often with very few items, that it is not worth stopping at.
"Do you want to stop at this garage sale?"
"NO! All they have is a couple of boxes of clothes... more like a garage fail."
by Leitmotiv February 11, 2014
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Windows Fail

An operating system that Microsoft Windows releases that is terrible.

This results in a pattern known as the Windows Pattern.
Windows Fail = Windows 95, Windows Me, Windows Vista, Windows 8.
by Elixir of Wisdom June 28, 2015
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Fail Lines

1. Lines of snow that appear across a failure's driveway. This person (usually a migrant from Illinois to the fine state of Wisconsin) sucks so bad at shoveling their driveway that they create fail lines in places where the snow overflowed from either side of their shovel. Usually these lines run horizontally for the entire length of their driveway.

2. It can also be a noun describing the person previously described.
1. Man 1: Dude, you have to clean up those fail lines.
Man 2: Yea, I know. Three people already asked if I was from Chicago.

2. "That new neighbor of yours roots for the Bears? He must be such a fail lline..."
by The Wonderful WIz January 17, 2011
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fail pwn

A fail pwn is best described by using an example. Say a friend of yours requests back-up in any video-game, and you tell them you can't play because you are too tired; this would be a friend fail. If on top of friend failing, your friend gets slaughtered in whatever game they played and lets you know the next day about it, the appropriate response from the absent friend would be, "fail pwn," since by their friend fail, the other was pwned.
Jonny: Wow, you left me to die last night on counter-strike. We got completely slaughtered. What a fail.....

Sam: Yeah, I know. It was definitely a fail pwn.
by lglpwn January 07, 2010
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99% will fail.

What a stupid idiot says on Facebook posts to get attention.
What is 1 + 1? 99% will fail.
by Mici Macko October 06, 2018
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Fail mail

Imagine doing a countdown and end up with terrible timing
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 ........ Nothing happens

That's fail mail
by Mail moment July 20, 2023
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