hump-catting

While sometimes regarded as a "Side-Effect" of drinking PowerThirst, it is, in actuality, a Crystal Meth induced ability to Emit, or Blast Out prismatic Cheetahs/Leopards (depending on the user, and extent of use) from the Chest or Groin regions.

The Many-Colored Felines travel with such force that even Andre the Giant would have no Hope of withstanding the Impact.

"Alright bitch, empty the register, or I will hump-cat your brown ass!"

"Dude, I'm so fucking methed-out, I think I'm gonna start hump-catting!"

"And then, out of nowhere... Boosh! He fuckin' hump-catted me and stole my wallet!"

by Malachi Tate June 19, 2008

Cat Calling

Rude sexual remarks made by men passing women on the street. Usually “cat calls” are about the woman’s body as a whole or a certain feature.

“Damn girl that ass looks fine”-Guy on the street

“Ugh, I’m so tired of cat calling!” -Woman the guy yelled at

by StrangeDefinitionsWithMe December 7, 2017

Cat delete

Cat delete refers to the removal of the catalytic converter of a car. Removing or bypassing the catalytic converter gives a tiny addition to power, but gives the car a low, growling sound.

Dang, your old Honda Civic sounds like a rice rocket after that cat delete. All it needs now is a huge spoiler, spinners, and LEDs

by Janeazy August 10, 2009

Kliban Cat

A cartoon character fat grey-striped tabby with lots of attitude and not a care in the world. Makes Garfield look like a high-strung pansie.

best example was available on a t-shirt in the early '80s and featured Kliban Cat sitting on a barstool playing a guitar and singing these lyrics:

Love to eat them mousies
Mousie's what I love to eat
Bite their little heads off
Nibble on their tiny feet.

by Felix the aircraft engineer September 29, 2005

Cat 22

That paradoxical situation in which an individual who has a predisposition towards stroking and petting felines is actually allergic to them.

Florian: I like stroking cats, but the problem is I am allergic to them
Phil: That sounds like a Catch 22 to me
Alex: you mean a Cat 22

by spru14 October 31, 2013

Jinx the Cat

Jinx is a god amongst his feline competitors

"Hey, have you heard about Jinx the Cat?"
"YES, I LOVE JINX THE CAT!!!!!1!!1!!!1!1"

by mrmrpizza May 20, 2022

Cat snake

(Informal, Humourous) A ferret

H: What pets do you have?
I: I own a dog
L: I own a cat named Luna
M: I also have a cat!
J: I own a cat snake named Coffee
H: Cat snake?
J: It’s a ferret, but cat snake is the proper name for them
H: weird

by Ace the simp June 23, 2023