Ripping Dook

When you rip a wet fart on someone
Dook Ripper: “ I gotta take a shit so badly but I don’t know if I will make it in time”
*Rips Dook 3 times in a row”
Bitch Ass Pussy: “bro stop ripping Dook this room has became a biohazard
by ʙig G May 05, 2022
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rip root

The act of tugging on ones penis
Why go to work when you can sit home and rip root.
by Jimmy Joyce November 19, 2017
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Ripped-cakes

Hey dude, I'm ripped-cakes man.. ripped-cakes.
by bpaq March 24, 2011
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Rip-off

A cheap circumcision. It results in not having a penis at all. It was NOT worth the money.
Skip: So is that why you don’t have a penis?
A person named Larry: Yeah! Was a rip-off!
Skip: You look uncomfortable, should we end this conversation and play Portal Co-op?
Larry: fuck yeah
by Skip Komarov February 24, 2022
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ripping pish

haha Evan it was so funny when you were ripping pish about Maisie snorting.
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rip it to the weekend

Originally: a term for removing NSFW pages from one's page-a-day calendar, until a less controversial page is visible. Pages are removed via ripping, and the tamer entries tend to fall on weekend dates.

Two minutes later: a directive to live it up weekend-style on a weekday.
I didn't want the VP to judge me for "boner shock" on my Urban Dictionary desk calendar, so I ripped it to the weekend. It was a good call; he really got a kick out of "productive procrastination".

It's after 10 on a Wednesday, and we've been drinking since 6. Should I really order another double IPA?
Umm, yes! Rip it to the weekend!
by Lambicious January 24, 2013
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