tear a new one

To tear someone (or get torn) a new asshole. Generally used when you can't say asshole.
To get beat bad, massacred or just plain raped.

Grrr... I'll tear a new one for you!

Dang... that other team just tore us a new one!

If you break this i will tear you a new one!

by Hipponater September 9, 2006

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tear the pussy up

to satisfy a woman sexually

she came to my house,got into m bed and i tore up that pussy...you kno i tear the pussy up

by kyred007 January 9, 2009

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A tarsec is a computer user who is a fan of Linux but does not know how to use it. Tarsecs for example will have a Linux wallpaper on their Windows PC and use common *nix lingo. However, when asked about a simple Linux command such as "tar" or "ssh" they will quickly become flustered and get very defensive.

Also see: 'lamer' or 'noob'

The little tarsec came to our IRC channel showing us screenshots of his windows command prompt. He was so proud he changed the font color to green and felt like he was a real hacker. I told him to "man tar" and stfu. lol

by clownsec December 8, 2013

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Tear down this Trump Wall!

An upcoming mass movement to persuade President elect Joe Biden and the Democrats to demolish the Mexico–United States barrier aka 'Trump Wall' or 'the wall' that Donald Trump had built during his U.S. presidency.

Mr President, tear down this Trump Wall!

by de-pube December 5, 2020

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Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome

A serious condition which has roughly a dozen sufferers world-wide. Sufferers of TPS (Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome) appear to have a buttocks (arse, bum, ass, etc) for a face. The condition only affects the exterior of the body so beneath the skin are eyes, mouth and nasel passages.
Also, if you are a sufferer of TPS, please avoid eating chilli due to side effects.

Ben Affleck is an obvious sufferer of Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome.

by Radicalairhead February 20, 2009

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