fry tax

a wealth redistribution that occurs when a friend with no money takes some of your fries after declining to purchase any food for himself.

I had to pay a fry tax to support my friend, who was too poor to buy any food.

by Richard M. July 8, 2006

tea tax

to go crazy. Usually used in the form of "going tea tax" or any other form of the word going.

Omigod, let's go tea tax on Jason for calling me a bitch!

by Valerie August 2, 2004

anti poop tax

The tax that must be paid to prevent the pooping on someones bed. A form of extortion.

I shat all over her bed because she failed to pay me the anti poop tax.

by TheMadCrapper December 30, 2007

big tit tax

The emotional, sexual and/or just brazenly financial currency that woman, well-endowed by nature or science, trade in.

Man, I really dig Michele. She has one hell of a righteous rack ! But I just can’t afford the Big Tit Tax … my wallet is not fat enough, my dick isn’t long enough and my heart surely isn’t into it.

by brain child ! April 1, 2016

Filing My Taxes

Takin a big fucking shit

"I'll be right back guys, gotta filing my taxes real quick."

by Gay Ass Jimmie May 31, 2018

Blue Collar Tax

the act of using company time, materials or money for a personal project. especially projects done on a friday before the close of day. nobody works and nobody gets hurt.

Wally needed several copper fittings for his bathroom remodel, so took some out of the maintenance room at work through the blue collar tax program.

by the everyday milkman February 4, 2022

sister food tax

if you have a sister you are intended to have her take some food anytime she sees you or you have food.

“hey do you have food”
“Yes”
“Okay give me some, sister food tax”

by yomama45 February 3, 2023