boy: i think i want to marry you
girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around
girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around
by Sexydimma June 3, 2015
Get the I think I want to marry youmug. Employees who inflate their value and believe they are the top 20% of the company so they call for more layoffs and PIPs.
by public2 November 12, 2022
Get the 80% think they are the top 20%mug. The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.
Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"
by phil_lane July 3, 2024
Get the I think therefore, I ammug. It's not a thing I think and I can't NOT be better than everyone. It's literally impossible. I can ACTIVELY SEE YOU IDIOTS BEING BOTH EQUAL TO EACHOTHER AND NOT THE SAME AS ME BEFORE MY VERY EYES!
Hym "See, you may THINK that I am threatening to murder your kids but ACTUALLY... I'm doing it in a way that is not at all actionable. Right? Because I can just say that I'm not doing it. It's like if I was harassing you in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia... You would THINK that the definition of workplace 'Unwanted remarks about a person's private life, gender, or sexuality in the workplace' but REALLY... ACTUALLY... It's IS that and I am are doing it BUUUUUT... If I get everyone else I on it but we do it to you specifically and just omit your name while we do it... It's how I are doing it that makes it not actions and if you take an action I don't like... I get to control the action you have to do to stop yourself from being harassed and I also get to profit.... Right? And definitely don't murder my kids over it cus that's not allowed."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
Get the Thinkmug. .
by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025
Get the 《¤》I《¤》Think《¤》I《¤》Landed《¤》Somewhere《¤》mug. When one thinks and talks about someone/something so much, that they need to blow them/it out of their head. A bad idea being obsessed about out-loud. Generally causes irritation to others to have to listen to, repeatedly.
Jenny should think snot Jake before she ends up with no friends.
Jenny should think snot Jake before she ends up with no friends.
by SkiMoore September 8, 2020
Get the think snotmug. Being racist
White writer: "I am challenging the herd with new and bold thinking"
- "So you are racist and think a poc is 'culturally appropriating' white people by bleaching their hair."
- "So you are racist and think a poc is 'culturally appropriating' white people by bleaching their hair."
by Unheardofbs September 21, 2022
Get the Challenging the herd with new and bold thinkingmug.