Carpet Surfing

When a woman that identified as heterosexual decides to give cunnilingus to another women because she’s sick of dealing with men

Zack’s wife got fed up with his infidelity and selfishness, so she went out for drinks with the girls and ended up carpet surfing with Julie.

by Ralniv August 26, 2023

geo-surfing

traveling the world and finding treasure in a giant balloon. an activity mainly for people who haven't "thank" all day.

Megan went geo-surfing because her blue Prius was broken.

by Shaniqua Walters April 01, 2008

Theo-Surf

1. When either one person or a multitude of people mount another individual (the "Theo") either for pleasure or out of necessity without notice.

2. When one or any number of people force another to support them either physically, financially or otherwise.

Do you see that girl over there? She got totally theo-surfed at that party last weekend" or "Dude i dated that theo-surfer for a year before i kicked that bitch out.

by hOLarious August 03, 2011

surf on your turf

To browse the internet on someone else's computer, or to browse whilst logged in as another person.

Can I surf on your turf?

by electroweak November 07, 2009

Badge-Surfing

Badge surfing is the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with multiple woman in a short period of time.

Alex should probably go get checked after all that badge-surfing he’s been doing.

by the_masked_vocabularanty November 16, 2022

Badge Surfing

Badge Surfing is the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with multiple different women in a short period of time.

This word combines badge(slang for vagina) and channel surfing.

Alex has been doing a lot of badge surfing since he broke up with his ex.

by the_masked_vocabularanty November 17, 2022

vombat surf

It's when you're throwing up whilst dabbing. Usually happens when you see something awesome,yet vomit inducing.

Person #1: Oh shit, Jimmy is about to vombat surf!
Person #2: Fuck,i hope he won't do it on the carpet...

by BigbyD April 28, 2023