Emo Stalker

The state of becoming selfish, vain, and egotistical to the point where people whom you care about (ex. friends, family, girlfriends/ boyfriends, lovers, and past girlfriends/ boyfriends) have left you and/or decide that you are being too much of a douche to even tolerate at which point you become obsessed with people and/or circumstances that are beyond all reasonable, logical, and understandable possibilities.

An ex boyfriend who follows you at work, calls you and leaves you things asking why you are with your current boyfriend instead of him, and sends you an untold amount of messages on the internet asking you to come back to him, and spends the rest of his time sulking and crying to his other friends.... emo stalker

by ldydrknes July 5, 2008

Salad shaker

Licking the insides of an individuals asshole

jacob sartorius: so yesterday she licked my asshole.

Friend: dude that's awesome.

jacob sartorius: yeah Millie is such a salad shaker.

Friend: damn right, she a whore.

by The despicable doctor March 21, 2018

Stalker

Someone who watches someone while sleeping or doing their activities.

Chrisanne is such a stalker.

by JohnChulsky July 10, 2017

spaker

to pick something and throw it away

oh no that's a bomb im going to spaker it

by anonymous November 23, 2020

Spotify Stalker

person( usually white or from the north) who has little to no taste in music so they steal and stalk friends and others playlists in order to gain song clout.

“damn that bitch is ridin on my music she a hella Spotify stalker”

by IAMLIVID May 3, 2019

staked

A sexy Gurl.

Man look at those hips, Butt n legs! aint she staked?

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

Cock Stalker

A person that cant get enough of the cock, hopefully a girl.

Yea I let that girl play around with my cock the other night. I'm trying not to talk to her, but she wont leave me alone. She wants it again! What a Cock Stalker.

by B$ March 27, 2005