squid

"that guy"
Someone who is constantly ripped on.
Someone who gets concussions.

'Stop bein such a squid"

'That's so squid"

by nyjets1210 October 22, 2009

dirty squid

A sailor on the USS Oak Hill that that takes it in the ass from the CPO's mess; also brings grody fat chicks over to his friends homes to "show off" his catch.

Pat is a Dirty Squid, he will have califlower on his dick and fiscular tearing in his ass when he gets back!

by Earl Schieb December 13, 2008

squid gang

A group of homosexual men that try to convince everyone else they're heterosexual. Any member of the squid gang has to pass rigorous testing and initiation. ,aim purpose is to raise awareness for violent acts against marine life and stupidity.

Ex. Yo squidy! Get over here you gotta see this if your in the squid gang!! #squidgangbih

by Socialgoodvibeswarrior August 29, 2017

land squid

A used condom or used condoms tossed on the floor out of sheer laziness due to the toilet or even the nearest trashcan being too far away.

Tyler's room was strewn with land squid after his sex marathon with Marla.

by Sex Defender January 25, 2010

Squap

To spontaneously barf out of excitement.

Libby Squapped when she recieved her Greenday Tickets

by Johnny Martin September 25, 2005

Squiblicky

While in the act of performing cunnilingus, accidentally licking the female's asshole.

I was eating out Karen and I pulled a Squiblicky.

by C. H. M. February 17, 2006

squid pussy

The slimy, salted, butter soaked shredded mozzarella cheese found in nasty ass clumps at the bottom of the popcorn bowl.

"Ew, get your damn squid pussy away from me you slut."
"Mmm, gotta love that squid pussy."

by edgarremy July 23, 2015