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squatting turkey

The squatting turkey is a sexual position in which there is 6 men and 1 woman. the woman must be sitting in a squatting position, making her butt hole, vagina, tits, hands and mouth easily accessible by the 6 men. In this position there is a two laying down almost in a scissoring position, one of the men is penetrating the asshole whilst the other is putting his penis inside of her vagina. The other 4 men are being tit fucked, given hand jobs and are being sucked off.
This sexual position would take place in a gang bang.
"man last night at this gang bang 6 other guys and I did the squatting turkey on this slut".
by James Bond 069 April 15, 2017
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squat drop

Anal or vaginal penetration from a higher or greater position of power.
'I will squat drop you'
by sudocrystalkizzon March 13, 2015
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Poppa squat

A shot of pineapple juice, lime juice, mint and tequila.
Person 1: Yo what kind of shots are we taking tonight
Person 2: How about poppa squats?
by Tbwaaaa September 29, 2021
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squat

noun - usually, any low area or object to sit down on, like a designated area on the ground, a tree stump, or a bottom step (stoop). Nowadays, a squat can refer to anything you can sit on, e.g., bench, chair, stool.

verb - the act of sitting down.
noun - If someone leaves their seat, at a night club for example, you might ask, "let me get dis squat?"
noun - If you want a seat next to someone, on a bus for example, you might ask, "can I get dis squat?"

verb - after a long hike in the woods, one might say, "aw man! bump this! I'm about to squat for a few minutes."
by apbt July 6, 2023
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squat cobbler

The act of putting one's buttocks into a fresh pie, and wiggling their cheeks back and forth.

Some prefer that Squat Cobbler also involve the participant crying while performing the act.
Dude, don't eat that Key Lime Pie! Pryce just used it for squat cobbler!
by bigjohnston September 3, 2016
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Squatting

last night was hot! She was squatting on my face and it was amazing
by Jmar90266 January 10, 2019
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Squat Cobbler

When a man/woman sits on a pie and wiggles their buttox for the enjoyment of others.
Lacie really enjoys when Matt performs his signature squat cobbler. Her favorite involves a cream pie
by skater271 August 29, 2016
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