A term coined on the AMC show "Better Call Saul", describing a particular fetish involving one's ass sloshing around in a pie. May also be used as a derogatory term toward an unpleasant person.
1. I know it seems like an unusual fetish, but Matt has a huge collection of videos depicting men performing squat cobblers.
2. You're a fucking squat cobbler.
2. You're a fucking squat cobbler.
by bouchole September 3, 2016

The action of filling yourself a bowl of ganja and then not taking a hit immediately after.
Minimum time of 2 minutes after filling it qualifies an individual to be a bongsquatter.
Minimum time of 2 minutes after filling it qualifies an individual to be a bongsquatter.
by Dsig Dinesh August 18, 2025

Fetish whereas sexual gratification is achieved by sitting on pies and or pastries. Cream pies and meringues are the most commonly used for safety reasons.
Kim:What's your turn on baby?
Sal: I'm a squat cobbler.
Kim: That's hot. Let me get you a French Silk pie.
Sal: I'm a squat cobbler.
Kim: That's hot. Let me get you a French Silk pie.
by Clive Bixby September 3, 2016

squat
noun
A small group of females with a common goal typically of bad intent.
"That squat is going to go get drunk and whore around"
synonyms: group, gang, band, body, crew, team, mob, crowd, outfit, force
"Those s"
synonyms: detachment, detail, platoon, battery, troop, patrol, squadron, cadre, commando
noun
A small group of females with a common goal typically of bad intent.
"That squat is going to go get drunk and whore around"
synonyms: group, gang, band, body, crew, team, mob, crowd, outfit, force
"Those s"
synonyms: detachment, detail, platoon, battery, troop, patrol, squadron, cadre, commando
by REOCON July 17, 2019

A toilet design used mostly in Japan and Asia. To use it, remove your pants, then squat over the pan and poop.
by Dongnugget December 24, 2020

I had a very nice apple pie cooling on the window sill but, instead of Yogi Bear, the creepy neighbor Jerry got it. He's a squat cobbler.
by Wormald August 5, 2016
