slotted spoon

A person who is a unlikable and kind of an asshole.

Steve is a slotted spoon.

by artistotle May 5, 2017

The dirty spoon

You cuddle your partner but subtly slip you penis into their arse

Me and Maria did the dirty spoon last night

by Coolmanrj December 17, 2017

spoon craters

When food has the appearance of being dipped into or snitched by means of a spoon.

Mom knew John had eaten some of her special chocolate ice cream because the surface was marred with tell-tale spoon craters.

by T-R3Z October 19, 2010

Bleached the spoons

To make a remark on social media that opens you up to ridicule and hilarity.

I bleached the spoons when I said One Direction were musicians.

I bleached the spoons when I didn't know who Shakespeare was.

by Zixer May 5, 2014

Silver spooned

The act of when a man attempts to spoon a female, but she instead cockblocks the man by spooning him. This is an act that typically a female finds cute, but a man finds sexually frustrating.

Kyle: Dude, I was trying to spoon Carley last night when we were watching Step Brothers, but she climbed over me instead and started spooning me!
Dave: yeah man, you’ve been silver spooned.

by S-Renee June 5, 2020

Anti-spooning

The act of where two people in a bed either are facing each other or facing away from each other so as to not be able to spoon.

Come on face the other way we can't spoon when you're facing me. Why do you want to be anti-spooning?

by Salvatore1 March 26, 2011

cool spoon

When Corey is hanging out with you and takes out a spoon and shoves into his rectum and dances around like a Mexican jumping bean

Hey look the guy is doing the cool spoon and he is great at it.

by Sakalaraka June 17, 2016