Mind Sperm

A ejaculation of knowledge. Causing one individual to learn an excess of knowledge in a very short time.

Hey, did you hear johnny passed the test?
Yeah thats because I helped him. I gave him my mind sperm.

by DJPun1024 November 16, 2010

Schwerm-sperm

Schwerm sperm, shwerm sperm. When a man eats shoarma, and later cums in a girls' mouth, and the spices, heavily used in middle eastern cuisine have made their way into the male ejaculate, so it is rich with spices such as cumin.

your cum tastes like shoarma, you got schwerm-sperm!

by Knammelewielie June 25, 2018

Sperm donner

Noun. Someone who covers you in gentleman's relish. I.e., you don his sperm.

Example: Kevin is such a sperm donner. He covered my face when I wasn't expecting it!

by Jafloofly March 09, 2018

Sperm burper

A woman who has swallowed so much seamen that it makes her burp.

Anita was such a sperm burper.

by karatejoe February 27, 2018

Sperm burper

A skanky cock drinking flap jack ass bitch

Bro take ur sperm burper the fuck out my crib before she tried drinking me up

by Newspaper June 28, 2022

sperm chode

A person who is defined close to a chode or even a cuck.

Bro 1: dude don't take my 5K

Bro 2: sorry already did
Bro 1: suck my cock sperm chode

by Sean Callahan (always right) May 12, 2020

sperm laser

A extremly fast and large laser that impregnants all the women in it's path.

Women: OH SHlT IT'S A SPERM LASER! RUUUUUUN!
Men: Ahhh, I see Johhny is going at it again.

by SugarDadddy March 24, 2017