Sperm fountain

When your are receiving a blowy and a girl(or guy) has cheek piercings and you blow a load and it shoots out of the holes from the piercings
Dude last night this girl gave me a blowy and i turned into a dam sperm fountain
by Cunt Eastwood December 06, 2019
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Sperm Talk

When someone is completely lying and trying to talk themselves up
Joe: "I just hit my 6-leg parlay and I'm rich now"
Lynzie: "Sperm Talk
by stwingey January 08, 2024
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Schwerm-sperm

Schwerm sperm, shwerm sperm. When a man eats shoarma, and later cums in a girls' mouth, and the spices, heavily used in middle eastern cuisine have made their way into the male ejaculate, so it is rich with spices such as cumin.
your cum tastes like shoarma, you got schwerm-sperm!
by Knammelewielie June 25, 2018
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Sperm Bulgar

Someone who steals your sperm for their motives.
She ghosted after sex because she wanted a child ,but little did she know I shoot blanks. No, no ,no sperm bulgar here!
by Melo225 August 12, 2023
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Bat sperm

Bat sperm is the term used for when a group of black men, usually thugs, form a circle jerk with a dead animal in the middle while wearing Batman merch creating a circle jerk; in hopes to create life outta their ejaculated corpse.
Boy: Yo we boutta bat sperm on this deer
Boy 2: Ok bro, lemme join?
Boy: yeah
by swagkid69420 March 02, 2021
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T-Spermed

When you're having a quickie and, to save trouble and mess, you ask the a guy to cum in your mouth but one or both of you timed it wrong so he ends up finishing on your T-Shirt.
"Jake T-Spermed again"
by barbiehorror August 06, 2016
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acid sperm

When the sperm is so strong it beats out ever possible plan B method causing an instant baby.
Goddamn that acid sperm just goes right through ya”

Idk how he beat the pill, must have some kind of acid sperm”
by Bookie jones April 16, 2020
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