Spanish Spanking

The act of getting your ass whipped with a tortilla by your moms great aunts brother in law while your latino cousins watch.

Bro my moms great aunts brother in law gave me a Spanish Spanking earlier and my ass is sore, plus I have a tortilla shaped welt on my ass cheek.

by RoughJose24 January 19, 2022

Hang spanking

The act of hanging by the neck from a loose rope and nasturbating to achieve an ultimate orgasm.

I walked on my roommate hang spanking the other night

by [e-mail] October 21, 2022

Ball spanking

This is an action that can be done by female or male. In which man’s genitals, crotch, nuts,balls, groin, genitalia are slapped repeatedly, and some people do this to there friends as a joke. The male whom is getting slapped in the nuts will endures a ton of pain which is an understatement

Guy1: “ stop ball spanking me”!

Guy2: “ why would I stop ball spanking you after all your not in any pain right ”?

Guy1: “ I’ll give you 10$ If you stop ball spanking me”

by Biggest brain December 13, 2022

mental spanking

When a person, usually a woman with love in her heart, plays with your soul just gently enough to slap it hard with a wooden spoon.

I love a good mental spanking, but it can take a while to appreciate. I pity the fool who was the me until this epiphany.

by jasonSkeen July 30, 2023

natural sparkling wine

Natural sparkling wine is the english word for Natursekt. It's not about real sparkling wine. It's about piss.

He is a natural sparkling wine enthusiast. He would love to taste the natural sparkling wine of attractive young women. Are you kinky enough?

by unkinkyjonas October 21, 2023

The spanking test

In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...

- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's

- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking

- The emergency spank!

- Forward bay spank

- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready

- Spanking on roundabouts

- Hill spanks

On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.

Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.

(the spanking test)

by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024

Schizo Sparring

Fighting your own imaginations. Just like shadow boxing but a little more lifelike.

Me and the gang(Imagination) were out doing some light schizo sparring before the workout.

by anonymous November 21, 2023