Caster Semenya

To support both sides of an argument, just like it turns out Caster Semenya (winner of the womens' 800m in the 2009 World Championships) had hormones from both genders.

(Person 1): I gave someone the book off on the train yesterday.

(Person 2): Yeah, that's great. (Laughs with person 1)

(Person 3): No, that's not cool.

(Person 2): Yeah, (person 1), you shouldn't do that.

(Person 1+3): Don't be such a Caster Semenya

by thatoneguy91 October 1, 2009

suck the semen from the marijuana

When you try to get the best and last of your marijuana

to suck so hard on your bong that you smoke all of it, and it is sucked into the water

get a large hit

to get such a good hit, ht you jizz.

Sarah: dude you have to suck the semen from the marijuana

by imonlyanatom December 3, 2010

Subterranean Siberian Sperm Spitting Semen Serpent

A name for the giant white penis that lives in my pants.

That bitch liked to shit her pants when I pulled out my subterranean Siberian sperm spitting semen serpent.

by olaf the cockmaster April 22, 2011

Semen Par

When on the last hole of a golf course the winning player cum's into the hole following his shot for par.

I shot a 72 last weekend for semen par.

by Sandels Butter March 26, 2009

shmental

paranoid; crazy;

someone who needs to know everything

That really short kid over there is extremely shmental

jeez, I am going shmental.

Person 1: I have seen every episode ever of Cheap seats
Person 2: You are so shmental

You are a shmental face.

by Adam shmental face September 8, 2005

Shmeng

A build-up of a Cheesey white substance under the foreskin of the penis.

Grim's shmeng smells REALLY BAD!

George likes to eat shmeng, so now we call him shmeng.

by Switchblade October 5, 2003

someniscient

Used in religious arguments when a God believer insists God is omniscient, but has gaps in his knowledge. So he's someniscient.

If God doesn't know the future he's not omniscient, he's someniscient.

by Keep the Reason June 30, 2016