Derogatory word applied to a vehicle used by a guy that wishes he can afford to drive those so-called "small penis vehicles" (vehicles that seemingly are overcompensating for a guy's "under-endowment." Examples include but are not limited to: fancy sports cars, and large trucks such as F350s that are raised with a set of over-sized tires). He may also be likely doing this to make himself feel better about his small penis.
I think it's funny that poor people always dismiss men that drive nice cars by saying they must be compensating... you can apply it to any car - Mercedes? small penis car. Corvette? Small penis. F-350? Small penis... But hey, I'd be insecure if I drove a Corolla too.
by The Real Master Chief May 28, 2013
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Man: No thank you, ma’am.
Fat chick: Wow you give off such small dick energy. You must be a virgin.
Man: Ma’am I’m here with my wife and kids, please leave us alone.
Man: No thank you, ma’am.
Fat chick: Wow you give off such small dick energy. You must be a virgin.
Man: Ma’am I’m here with my wife and kids, please leave us alone.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022
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Last night I about to have sex with Li Rong, but when he pulled out his dick it was a really small wang.
by Yasiel Puig April 27, 2014
Get the small wang mug.1. Your childhood, a time when you were "small".
2. A period of time where nothing much happens, life is pretty dull and you don't do anything noteworthy or of interest to anyone, barely even yourself.
3. An event or situation that is uninteresting and bores you, or is unimpressive. A matter which isn't worth your time.
2. A period of time where nothing much happens, life is pretty dull and you don't do anything noteworthy or of interest to anyone, barely even yourself.
3. An event or situation that is uninteresting and bores you, or is unimpressive. A matter which isn't worth your time.
1. "Me an' Chris have been friends since small times."
2. "It sure has been small times 'round here since all my friends started going to college."
3. "Man am I ever glad to be out of there, that show was small times."
2. "It sure has been small times 'round here since all my friends started going to college."
3. "Man am I ever glad to be out of there, that show was small times."
by BrokeAccount December 28, 2005
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Boy: -indistinguishable moans of ecstasy-
Girl: What?
Boy: Gasp, That was great!
Girl: YOU HAVE VERY SMALL penis!
Girl: What?
Boy: Gasp, That was great!
Girl: YOU HAVE VERY SMALL penis!
by LeDeuche August 23, 2011
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Chawk is rooted from the word "Chalkward" which is rooted from the word "Awkward"
Small Chalk is also referred to as "Small tAWK"
Chawk is rooted from the word "Chalkward" which is rooted from the word "Awkward"
Small Chalk is also referred to as "Small tAWK"
She was nice enough to make "Small Chalk" with me even after i jizzed in my pants
I had to make "Small Chalk" with the in-laws
I had to make "Small Chalk" with the in-laws
by Low Drama February 17, 2009
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