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Slothful Proof Bias

The cognitive error of accepting a convenient, low-effort piece of evidence as definitive proof, while ignoring the mountain of complex, contradictory, or difficult-to-obtain evidence. It’s the mental shortcut that prefers a simple, lazy answer over a complicated truth. This bias allows people to "prove" their point by pointing to a single, easily digestible factoid, a meme, or a headline, while dismissing nuanced studies or expert consensus as "too complicated."
Example: "He 'proved' vaccines were dangerous with one Facebook post about a friend's cousin, totally succumbing to Slothful Proof Bias."
by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026
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Sloth Girlfriend

A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.
She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!

Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
by ThatTwistedPigGuy February 25, 2025
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Slitherback

The slur for snakes
Those damn slitherbacks are ruining our garden.
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Slitherback

The slur for snakes
Those damn slitherbacks are ruining our garden.
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Sloth Walker

Someone with no pep in their step. A worker who just drags his feet
I waited for 25 minutes at McDonald's because they have a bunch of sloth walkers working in there.
by Ninjanessa April 19, 2025
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Sloth

A sloth is used to describe someone who is very kind, chill, and doesn't give a damn about what other people say. These types of people are very friendly, and are know for their special ability to see the good in even the most bleak situations.
"Dude... Jerry is a very kind Sloth!"

"How do you know?"

"He gets bullied everyday, and yet he's always chill and understanding. He'll, he makes the best pizza rolls I ever had."

"Huh... Magnificent Sloth..."
by Softestsloth420 June 22, 2025
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Slitherwacker

An insult. "Slither" refers to the person being a snake. "Wacker" refers to how wacky they are (in a bad way). Nobody likes a slitherwacker
"YOU SLITHERWACKER!! I KNOW YOU STOLE MY BOYFRIEND FROM ME!! YOU'RE THE REASON WE BROKE UP!!!"

"Aggghhh... All my money has been taken. Must've been that slitherwacker, Tartaglia."
by KKFIL July 11, 2025
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