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Sloppy Slapping

A reference to sex sounds. Usually the getting railed variety.
I couldn’t sleep with the camp counselor railing the new kid in the upper bunch. The sloppy slapping was just too much.

I walked in the house and could hear some sloppy slapping going on in the shower.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
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Connery Slap

When a definitive action is taken that definitively solves a problem or mutes all criticism. Based on how Sean Connery would slap people in the movies.
" Dude Steve Jobs was taking a lot of flak over not allowing Flash on the iPhone, then he wrote a memo where he totally just Connery Slapped his critics"

" The head of product development was yelling at me why the prototype wasn't ready, I told him it was because he didn't respond to the email I sent him last night where I told him I needed some hardware. He admitted it was his fault. I Connery slapped him"

"Dude we had no tool to check how many users we had, so I stayed up last night and wrote one. I Connery Slapped that problem"
by KLTT November 9, 2013
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sack slapping

when you having sex and your balls are slapping against the girls ass or leg
i was fucking this girl from behind and i was sack slapping her ass
by sack slapping July 18, 2014
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kipper slap

For a female to sit on your face without knickers while your unaware or asleep
Once he’s asleep I will kipper slap him
by Collying65 May 16, 2020
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jizzism slap

A jizzism is when you feel the need to catch your sperm and slap your girlfriend/wife ass.
My girlfriend and I don't you condoms so I jizzism slap her ass.
by Dj Cobble Dick March 18, 2014
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Slapping the noodle

This terms also means to jack off or masturbate when slapping the noodle it is important to note that penis is usually long but skinny like a noodle
by Spanking that June 3, 2016
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PILLSBURY SLAP

The act of gently slapping the labia when attempting to arouse and stimulate a female, creating the sound of slapping dough.
Matthew liked to use the PILLSBURY SLAP to get Sunny excited and ready for some fun!!!
by Sunnyflower5 July 19, 2016
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