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Twin Oaks Shopping Center

A large strip mall in Agoura Hills, CA that acts as the "shopping mall" of the area. Mainly because the mall companies wouldn't be caught dead building an actual mall in this crappy of an area. It is full of stores and businesses that closedown within a week either because of horrible business management, crushing business taxes, or shoplifted blind by the wannabe-gangsta kids of the neighborhood. During the day it is crowded with brainless girls doing tik-toks with Starbucks in hand, and at night it's crowded with the wannabe-gangstas that go to Agoura High and drunk college kids (that don't even live ANYWHERE in the area) that throw bottles at you if you get too close. (Speaking from experience).
"Did you hear what happened at the twin oaks shopping center?"

"Was there a fire? Did someone get shot? Just tell me all ready..."
by plus-size albert December 22, 2020
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Forehead is showing

Ancient idiom that was revived on September 12, 2021, when a resident of Massachusetts used it in response to an incredibly dumb comment by his friend.
Person1: “Bro, if the vaccine works then why are so many people still dying?”
Person2: “Dude, your forehead is showing again.”
by daHoffer September 12, 2021
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Daily Essentials Shopping

Milkbasket.
Housemate 1: We're out of vegetables, cheese, milk and pasta! We need to do some Daily Essentials Shopping if we wish to eat tomorrow!

Housemate 2: No problem. Let's just Milkbasket everything.
by PunPundyt November 24, 2021
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Daily Essentials Shopping

Milkbasket.
Housemate 1: 'The maid didn't cook because we're out of everything! We need to do some Daily Essentials Shopping!'

Housemate 2: No worries. Let's just Milkbasket it! It'll be here by 7 AM!
by PunPundyt November 25, 2021
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Your Genius is Showing

Being obviously stupid; Acting dumb
Hey! Koleton your genius is showing.
by Rolt January 28, 2022
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I'm shopping for someone else...

Da standard "please bear with me --- I'm not familiar with this type or purchase" preamble-remark dat you ruefully tell a store-employee whom you ask for assistance in finding/choosing one or more items dat you never use yourself, and so you have less of an idea of how to shop for it or maybe even where it's stocked in da store.
Two good examples of when you might tell a staffperson, "I'm shopping for someone else..." might be if you were looking for a type of media-entertainment (such as books, music, or movies) dat you have no interest in yourself, or if you merely lived a simple bachelor's existence and were procuring "fussy female stuff" items for a lady-friend, such as cosmetics, dress-up clothing, fancy table-setting accessories, etc.
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
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taskbar not showing

your discord is on windowed mode dumbass
Idiot: google: "taskbar not showing"
(discord is in windowed mode)
by chinesewarrior88 September 4, 2023
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