by That one weird furry UwU December 6, 2019
Get the Dip shipmug. when a former member of the navy blames walking past a man and grabbing at the mans genitals on the fact he lost his sense of balance whilst in the navy, not the fact he is actually a closet homosexual.
by burt kamersson August 11, 2003
Get the roll of the shipmug. Wanting 2 people to get together romantically, often occurs between two characters in fandoms. There are different levels of shipping. A raft ship is barely shipping 2 people, a sailboat ship is sorta shipping 2 people, while a yacht ship is shipping 2 people a a lot and cruise shipping is extremely shipping 2 people. (there's many levels and you could make up another one, these are just some I've heard)
Fan girl #1: I'm so yacht shipping Harry Potter and Ron Weasley
Fan girl #2: that's a raft ship, a real yacht ship is Harry and Draco
Fan girl #2: that's a raft ship, a real yacht ship is Harry and Draco
by I need a new hobby June 1, 2022
Get the Shippingmug. (from an old "Tracy Twins" cartoon in "Boys Life" magazine; the twins are imaging what it might have been like to paddle a Viking longship)
First mate: Well, boys, I have good news and bad news for you --- the good news is, the captain has allowed you all thirty minutes for lunch!
Rowing crew: And what's the **bad** news?!
First mate (reluctantly): Uhhhh... the bad news is that after lunch, the captain wants to go WATER SKIING!
(And of course, the crew would be none too pleased to hear this, since it would take the term, "rowrow ship" to a whole new level --- imagine how frenziedly they would have to paddle to move the ship fast enough for someone to actually water-ski behind it!)
First mate: Well, boys, I have good news and bad news for you --- the good news is, the captain has allowed you all thirty minutes for lunch!
Rowing crew: And what's the **bad** news?!
First mate (reluctantly): Uhhhh... the bad news is that after lunch, the captain wants to go WATER SKIING!
(And of course, the crew would be none too pleased to hear this, since it would take the term, "rowrow ship" to a whole new level --- imagine how frenziedly they would have to paddle to move the ship fast enough for someone to actually water-ski behind it!)
by QuacksO August 11, 2024
Get the rowrow shipmug. While getting a handie from your girlfriend while laying on your back inverted (like being on a decline bench at the gym) and she has you edged to the point of cumming but immediately water boards you and you don't know if you are gonna cum or die.
Last night was amazing. Angie ship sailed me to the point of climax. I didn't think I was gonna survive.
by Shtevun 69 June 29, 2017
Get the ship sailedmug. by BillyBuggy July 25, 2017
Get the His ship came in.mug. Refers to da deplorable practice of not even bringing yer mailpiece to yer doorstep; da lazy-a** delivery-van driver merely leans out his window and dumps yer package at da roadside.
Ace Ventura took da concept of "drop-shipping" to a whole new level, in dat he not only repeatedly allowed da box of crockery to fall on da hard pavement, but he also forcefully bunted said unfortunate cardboard carton long distances and slammed it into walls and doors, so dat da box and its contents were totally "battered 'n' shattered" by da time it reached its "a**h**e" recipient.
by QuacksO March 4, 2023
Get the drop-shippingmug.