Schrödinger's Ripper

It's when you get your dick ripped off and get it raped and inhaled like a cigarette. Schrödinger will take place if balls malfunction into the 4th plane of reality and fly into someones mouth.

Yo, Mike gave me the Schrödinger's ripper and smoked my pp like a cigarette!

by Seek44 February 16, 2026

schrödinger's incest

When someone who is adopted doesn't get DNA testing but becomes sexually active so they don't know if they are sleeping with relatives or not

Jack and Sally hooking up at the orphanage is schrödinger's incest till the DNA test comes in.

by Father blue beard February 17, 2026

Schrödinger’s Haggler

Someone who exists in a state of contradictory negotiating behavior until observed (i.e., called out): simultaneously outraged at by lowball offers when they’re selling (because “that’s unfair!”), and aggressively lowballing others when they’re buying—both states coexisting in perfect hypocrisy until the contradiction is pointed out and the reality collapses into obvious double standards.

That guy on Marketplace is a total Schrödinger’s Haggler—he flips out and calls you cheap for offering $50 on his $200 listing, but then turns around and lowballs every seller he messages by 70% like it’s nothing

by Vothanus February 20, 2026

schrodinger's bet

When someone bets something and only says they were joking if you win the bet.

"20 bucks you wont get her number"

"just did"

"I was just joking bro, no way I'd actually give you 20 bucks over this"

"nice schrodinger's bet bro"

by evernt February 22, 2026

Schrödinger’s gay blankie

A blankie shared between two homies. Under the blakie simultaneously lies a handjob and also no handjob at all

Schrödinger’s gay blankie:

Bro I just gave you Schrödinger’s gay blankie
Ahh hell nah bro that’s gay as hell

by Geniusorsomething February 26, 2026

Schrodingers ahmed

A person/fraud/bum/ who doubles down on what they say/do but when other people call him out for it with definite proof they call it a joke/rage bait

Person 1: Bro Did u just say your gay? LOL.
Person 2: No? What the hell are you talking about.
Person 1: No u 100% said your gay right now.
Person 3: He didn't I clipped what he said.
Person 2: See u idiot.
Person 1: I was just joking xD
Person 1: Holy Schrodingers ahmed

by Fraud Spotter March 2, 2026

Schrodingers Ragebait

Someone who says something they believe whole heartedly is funny or says anything that they genuinely agree on and then turn back and say its ragebait the moment anyone attacks them

Jason Derulo "aye bro u tryna hang at the park"
THE Chris Brown "nah I'm tryna hang myself"
Jason Derulo "shit not funny Lil nigga"
Chris brown"nah it just ragebait"
Jason Derulo"always on at schrodingers ragebait bullshit"

by Goth Retard 500 March 4, 2026