Single

A man who makes jokes about women being in a kitchen

That woman joke was funny! Now I know why you are single

by mr.omallycat November 20, 2011

Kraft Single

reference to my constant status of relationship, and the lack of ability with people with the same name as cheese to get dates

So, is he seeing anyone?

Kraft single.

by krafty April 5, 2007

Singledom

at 19-30 it is the sad fact that your friends and family that have B/G friends or are married already, are to stupid to remember that they need a single life to away from their S/O.

at 30-up it is the sad fact that your married with children friends and family are to busy to make time for single friends.

Mark is in the state of singledom.

I can't wait till all you married get divorced because you didn't live your life and take time to have fun away from each other. For you will experience singledome at the worst time in life.

by RoBPrO October 27, 2011

Intentionally single

Someone who has no desire to be in a relationship. Often a sign of issues in previous relationships, depression, anxiety or simply a fear of being mistreated in a relationship.

Person 1: Yo why hasn't dave had a gf for 3 years?
Person 2: I hear he's intentionally single.

by ... --- ... September 23, 2020

single n

One who is a communist.
He enjoys climbing trees, rolling off beds and wearing beer cases.

Single n is such a fuck.
Single n, that communist.

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

Sangel

A microwave with coolness written all over it.
it is a very artistic microwave.

don't hit Sangel!!!

by Noneoftheabove August 28, 2009

Sanglui

A girl who is beyond your wildest imagination. You can never guess what the hell she is going to say next as everything out of her mouth is undefinable. Her love of hobos can never be explained, not even by her. You will be able to spot her from across the room from her flaming red hair or just because she is doing something wild. She will be the best friend you could ever have and will always keep you guessing. She sometimes answers to Volcanohead, if you're lucky.

Person - Why does that girl always talk about hobos?
Person 2 - Because she's Sanglui.

by Jujumonster April 18, 2010