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Saint Preston

The Patron Saint of alls who enjoy life and live without judgment. a all accepting man.
thank saint Preston this weed is good
by sinner3 September 26, 2022
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Saints day

Saint's Day, noun.

A day honoring one or more saints. Often used humorously, in recognition of the fact that almost all days are saints days.
"I ain't no alchy! Ah only drink on saints days!"
by Malaria Don July 17, 2007
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ain't-no-saint

Adj: a sexually promiscuous but still morally decent teen girl
An ain't-no-saint girl can be characterized as classy in the streets but sassy in the sheets. If you're girl can be classified as an ain't-no-saint, you're one lucky guy.
by Sexydimma May 27, 2021
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Saint Annes

One of the best grade schools in Windsor. Everyone who has come from this school have lived up to the reputation that was bestowed upon them. Overall lovely kids with a heart of gold!
Those Saint Annes kids are the kindest I've seen in a while! I wish other kids were like them.
by Urban god 696969 May 25, 2020
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Saint Mark

Saint Mark/St. Mark (n/Proper Noun)

//Disambiguation: unrelated to Saint Mark from 12 A.D. timeframe or any other historical/fictional Saint Mark.//
Not much is recorded in the annals of history on Saint Mark, though researchers and conspiracy theorists surmise that he is of Appalachian descent, possibly from West Virginia, and born in the '60s or '70s, probably during the on-location filming of the movie Deliverance (1972) starring pork lover Ned Beatty. Of particular note, Saint Mark is the patron saint of smelling ones own farts.
The Jubilee of Saint Mark, or Saint Mark's Day, is traditionally recognized on March 12th (February 30th in Canada), and celebrates individuals passing gas into a cupped hand and immediately bringing the cupped hand to one's nose for a deep inhale. Other celebrants of Saint Mark's Day choose to float air biscuits into a mason jar which is then closed for use later. Both techniques are recognized as valid homage to Saint Mark.

Trivia related to Saint Mark's Day:
The eve of Saint Mark's Day sees a rise in the consumption of beans, legumes, broccoli, cabbage and dairy products. It is also one of (R)Taco Bell's busiest evenings of the year. And finally, for reasons unknown, the day after Saint Mark's Day is the top day for worldwide gross sales of new/packaged underwear and lower undergarments.
Person 1: Hey man, happy Saint Mark's Day to you!
Person 2: Thanks, bruh. I had an extra protein shake in honor of ol' St Marky-Mark
Person 1: Oooh...BET!
by mark'smom March 10, 2025
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Saint Nick

NickFoles. He is the guy that came in to replace Carson Wentz when he got injured in the 2017-18 season. He pulled some magic and took the eagles to the super bowl, despite being underdogs. He led them to victory, 41-33 over the goat, Tom Brady, and the Patriots. He is now a legend in the city of Philadelphia because he brought the city it's first Lombardi Trophy.
Saint Nick is forever a legend after beating the goat in the super bowl.
by Mrcdogs20 February 8, 2024
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Saint Mathias Elementary School

Shit hole school with a perverted tech teacher that is falling apart.
by Snacklebox February 14, 2023
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