A game that you many times are forced to play when visiting certain institutions and public places.
Takes place whenever you're in the need of toilet facilities and are
a) entering a booth or
b) raising a toilet seat cover.
You loose in toilet-roulette if the toilet is blocked and full of yuk.
The chances for loosing in toilet-roulette are usually lower in the morning, and increases for every opening hour. In extreme cases the odds for loosing are above 9/10.
Takes place whenever you're in the need of toilet facilities and are
a) entering a booth or
b) raising a toilet seat cover.
You loose in toilet-roulette if the toilet is blocked and full of yuk.
The chances for loosing in toilet-roulette are usually lower in the morning, and increases for every opening hour. In extreme cases the odds for loosing are above 9/10.
A: Hey girl. You'll keep the table for us, while I'm getting some lunch?
B: Agh. Fuck it. You can have my lunch bag. I was suppose to take a quick wee before I met you, but lost toilet-roulette 7 times, and now I'm too disgraced to eat my lunch.
B: Agh. Fuck it. You can have my lunch bag. I was suppose to take a quick wee before I met you, but lost toilet-roulette 7 times, and now I'm too disgraced to eat my lunch.
by CBS-student for better toilets December 7, 2011
Get the Toilet-roulettemug. The name of the game of trying to land the gas price or gallons number exactly on .00 when filling up.
by Interius July 16, 2021
Get the Pump Roulettemug. Card roulette. Usually played at restaurants, shopping centres, or supermarkets where a group of 2+ people cannot choose who has to pay, instead of quarrelling they ask the waiter/waitress, person behind the counter etc to pick a card, whoever’s card is picked has to pay.
by definitionzzzz February 26, 2020
Get the Card Roulettemug. by k1ng.k3rm1t February 6, 2024
Get the American Roulettemug. Russian roulette but instead of putting one round and spin the cylinder, you take a semi-auto pistol, put one round in the magazine, load it in, and rack the slide.
guaranteed death unless its a dud, or just shoot at the opponent
guaranteed death unless its a dud, or just shoot at the opponent
drunk guy 1: Hey lets play Russian roulette
drunk guy 2: nah American roulette better
drunk guy 1: ok teach me how play
drunk guy 2: *pulls out a glock, loads one round into magazine, puts it in, racks the slide, shoots self*
*BOOM*
drunk guy 1: uhhhh.....guess I won?
drunk guy 2: nah American roulette better
drunk guy 1: ok teach me how play
drunk guy 2: *pulls out a glock, loads one round into magazine, puts it in, racks the slide, shoots self*
*BOOM*
drunk guy 1: uhhhh.....guess I won?
by Unholy Saint January 2, 2024
Get the American Roulettemug. When you've ran out if clean panties but need a pair so you resort to wearing the oldest pair in hopes they have had sufficient time to air out
Great, I just got called into work but it's laundry day and I don't have clean panties! What do I do?
Panty roulette it!, grab a pair that's aired out, throw in a panty liner and do what ya gotta do!
Panty roulette it!, grab a pair that's aired out, throw in a panty liner and do what ya gotta do!
by BeatBee February 6, 2022
Get the Panty roulettemug. As your wife sleeps you nut ( sprinkle baby juice, man fat ) in one of her hands. Shave your man meat ( woody wood pecker, Morning glory stick ) and put your fluffy fur in the other hand. Then tickle her with a feather under the nose and see which hand she wipes her face with. Either she gets a white mask or she gets a gorilla mask.
I played Gorilla Roulette with your mom last night, she's still picking off the hairs from her face and palm.
by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
Get the Gorilla Roulettemug.