tickling the rocks

A secret greeting created by the greatest hero Stephen Colbert so that true patriots can identify each other.

Killer holds out his fists (the rocks) and Colbert "tickles" underneath them. Thus, tickling the rocks.

by Nick LeBlanc June 16, 2008

Pap Rocks

The art of passing both ejaculate and kidney stones onto your significant other's face.

The other night, I let my husband pass his bloody Pap Rocks all over my face.

by SplumCannon2000 May 18, 2016

"Jane" the Rock

A member of the rock cycle. The poor sedimentary rock.

As predicted, "Jane" the Rock came out of the house, looking the best a rock could look.

by Jane Dhahir April 25, 2011

Rock the Cob

Rock the cob is a game consiting of a board and a dowl with a corn cob on it. You then thro rocks at the corn cob trying to stall the rocks on the board and or stalling the rock on the top of the corn cob.

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Cob Master- Rock the Cob

by Mankato Locals at divine May 23, 2009

crap rock

Simple rock music that isn't about being Joe Satriani; played by people who just want to make music; frequently using crappy gear with minimal studio production; often duos and trios entailing less than the standard rock ensemble. Hated by guitarists who practice all the time but never get famous.

Jack: Man, I hate crap rock. If that were me, I'd get a real drummer and put wailing solos all over the place.
Jill: Yeah, but this way people actually enjoy listening to it.

by raulcleary June 23, 2008

Rock you

To single handedly beat somone up in a fight.

"Dude don't fuck with me, Ill Rock YOU!"

by Boris Figueroa March 7, 2010

rock fetch

Any pointless or useless activity. Often seen in large organizations.

I can't eat lunch today, the vp has me doing a rock fetch.

by eMeS November 6, 2004