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Queef Stain

A queef stain is a pussy fart that’s so wet, that the juices get stuck on your underwear and you are unable to get it out
Oh crap, I jut got a queef stain. I better change my underwear before it stains through my pants.
by YeetSandel June 26, 2019
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Queef Coating

The gender version of "whitewashing", where you take a perfectly good film and completely ruin it by making all the male cast members female for the sake of progress.
I used to love Ghostbusters until it was dipped in queef coating. Ruined my childhood.
by Odd_James June 27, 2019
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Queef Addict

A busy gal who spends most of everyday pulling on labias to the point they resemble low hanging curtains....but more like a "meat" curtain, if you will. These hanging pieces of flesh are easily and often aroused as they get a rush of vibration from the nearby vulva expelling trapped gas, similar to what happens with an anus minus the feces scent and do add the tuna fish spoiled cannery left outside a month scent instead.
My Grandma taught courses back in the 1950s at high school. It was girls only and she taught bad habits to avoid doing as young lady adults. The most attention went to the absolute need to not become a QUEEF ADDICT, as the husband is already stressed that he has to spend his life mounting a huge volcano of matted hair pie when the reproducing goes on.
by QUEEFANELLA FISHBERG-POOT November 8, 2020
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Queef and relief

The sweet relief of releasing feacal matter while sitting on the toilet while also engaging in the act of the sex with a person who is also releasing feacal matter into the same bowl.
Yo I did a little queef and relief with Athena last night, that was some real multitasking, but my bathroom kind of a mess.
by q&r June 5, 2021
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Queef Oven

The queef oven, although similar in some ways to the world renowned Gordon Ramsay-approved dutch oven, actually is much more...how do you say en francais? Gaysty! And really untasty! In fact, consider this your fair warning NOT to eat anything cooked in the queef oven, or the oven itself.
Fat bitch Proudtrucky Keirsten, from Pensultucky, FL, sure does like to put her daughter's poop into her queef oven. She calls that mesquite.
by Jaunty Diggles June 7, 2021
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Queef Pizza

When she’s on her period and a guy cums inside of her, crust = vagina, period = tomato sauce, cum = cheese, and dick = pepperoni
“Dude I totally gave her a queef pizza last night
by UwUferby June 22, 2021
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Queef nugget

A word you call your friends when you want them to shut up
Ex: Them:Do you know where my….
You: Shut up queef nugget
by Dongin UrMa January 22, 2022
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