Salad Patch

When a guy puts a cut up carrot, a sliced tomato and a head of lettuce inside of a girl's vagina and tops it with his own special sauce, then enjoys a tasty snack.

I hear you can get a good salad patch at West Potomac High School

by 000salad___000___fingers000 January 18, 2009

sole-patch

that little round bit of facial hair, under the lower lip that says :you are hip:

Wow, you are growing a sole-patch.....does that mean you are gay?

by Rob Lawn July 2, 2006

Cabbage Patch

This occurs when a female that has a regular shaven vagina, fails to shave the backside of her butt hole, thus creating a small tuft of hair.

Damn dude, that girl last night had a nasty cabbage patch!

by Golden Haan November 14, 2006

Pitch slapped

The act of getting loaded with gargantuan amounts of work before submitting a pitch to a potential client for business. Usually characterized by 4 am work schedules, take away meals, frequent cigarette breaks, long periods of sexual abstinence, disconnect from the outside world and a general frustration towards the act of existence. Most frequently observed in professions of advertising and consulting.

Girl ( feeling frisky ) : Babe, why have you been so cold to me all week ? Is everything alright ?

Boyfriend : Sorry babe, its not your fault. Iv been pitch slapped all week with the presentation coming up on Friday.

by A.I.R July 15, 2016

Dirt patch

a slang word used to describe how a mans penis skin is darker than any other part of their body.

The woman started drooling as she stared at his dirt patch.

by psycofly July 7, 2006

pitchfork in the saddle

When something bad happens that is anticipated. Consequence of an action that was obvious.

John: I drank to much coffee and smoked a pack of cigarettes after eating at Jack in the Box and then I craped my pants.
Jill: That’s the pitchfork in the saddle.

by Stu846 September 17, 2007

Patch Out

To spin the tires on your vehicle lightly. Shorter amount of time then burn out, peel out or spin those tires.

Did you see Jim patch out in his moms car?

by webruce March 14, 2013