I was taking out the trash and I caught my roommate giving himself a sloppy pumpkin with the jack-o-lanterns we threw out a few weeks ago. Ugh, it's almost Christmas, it was nasty.
by Chancellor Berry Newt December 24, 2019
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FRIEND: I’m thirsty, let’s go to Starbucks
ME: Noice! thought you’d never ask; been craving Pumpkin Spice Butthole since last April!
ME: Noice! thought you’d never ask; been craving Pumpkin Spice Butthole since last April!
by JonathanTaylorThomasBrothel September 10, 2019
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Get the pumpkin day mug.Dude!! I feel like a new man after that pumpkin!!
A morning pumpkin will definitely get your day going!
A morning pumpkin will definitely get your day going!
by Big Grape&Chief Gape January 12, 2018
Get the Pumpkin mug.*while performing a pumpkin* you hear fapping noises in adjacent stalls, one cries out, bro! is this a full on pumpkin patch right now!? Reply back, I think it is! *skeet skeet skeet*
by Big Grape&Chief Gape January 12, 2018
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I have never liked their music, I have always found it to be corny as fuck. Sappy. The only album that was good was Siamese Dream. I could never get through all their other albums in full.
I have never liked their music, I have always found it to be corny as fuck. Sappy. The only album that was good was Siamese Dream. I could never get through all their other albums in full.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 18, 2020
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