Yogurt Potted

This is a naturally occurring phenomenon that happens during intercourse. When a man is giving his finest sexual efforts and climaxes inside of his woman but with the women on top. You are then left in the situation where the seminal fluid is held inside the vagina with nothing but a penis stopping its gravitational exit onto your belly.

The moment at which the female "gets up offa that thing", the genitally enforced seal is released and the contents emptied all over your lower abdomen ... rather like the upturning of a freshly opened yogurt pot.
Man 1: Yo, how did you get on with her last night?

Man 2: yeh geez went really well, she rode me like sea biscuit but sadly got up too quickly and Yogurt Potted me hard.

Man 1: Sorry to hear that mate, should have gone for the flip and roll technique ...
by drummermanadam July 24, 2018
Get the Yogurt Potted mug.

beat the pot

to make crack in a pot
"yo terry" jerome said "you tryna beat the pot wit me?"
by not tof July 30, 2022
Get the beat the pot mug.

pot lucky

When your high and you get lucky, aka having sex.
David was so pot lucky last night, he banged 3 chicks
by zztopphillips March 18, 2011
Get the pot lucky mug.

Pot broke

Pot broke is when you are out of weed
I'm pot broke, I got no more weed.
by Lilberts November 29, 2018
Get the Pot broke mug.

Pot Rot

When you're friend is walking like he's holding eggs between his legs and the smell is rank. It almost smells like a pot rot.
"Damn, Andrew looks like he has pot rot in his ass!"
"Was Andrew working for the pony express, or does he just have a bad case of pot rot?"
by kkbb December 04, 2019
Get the Pot Rot mug.

Pot Blocked

When you head to your favorite bathroom stall, only to find it in use by someone else.
When my morning coffee hit, I ran to my favorite bathroom stall, only to find myself pot blocked by some asshole.
Get the Pot Blocked mug.

shlosh pot

"oi shlosh pot, want a drink?"
by leo4mini February 16, 2010
Get the shlosh pot mug.