A sex position so odd that it looks like the participants are trying to summon an ungodly monster of some sort.
Alternatively: a kink for experiencing the deep, incomprehensible horror of humanity's inconsequential and powerless position in our universe. Like a knife play kink, but with way more existential dread.
Alternatively: a kink for experiencing the deep, incomprehensible horror of humanity's inconsequential and powerless position in our universe. Like a knife play kink, but with way more existential dread.
"Man, I knew she was kinky, but I would never have guessed she would want to try reverse quadruple Cthulhu position."
"I told you she was pretty intense before you started dating."
"I know, but I figured you just meant BDSM or something."
"I told you she was pretty intense before you started dating."
"I know, but I figured you just meant BDSM or something."
by Ultimate_Goober November 28, 2021
The position you end up in after an avoidable accident. Typically rolled onto your back after tripping over piles of hoarded magazines or falling out of your chair reaching for a hot pocket.
Tom remained in the epiphany position for awhile after slipping on marbles, in his prized marble collecting room. He now keeps his marbles in jars.
by Squidiculous January 02, 2016
The person in your friend group who turns negative situations to positive situation, and gets you back up when your down.
But be careful most positive friends can have some real problems going on.
But be careful most positive friends can have some real problems going on.
girl one-"i wish i was the positive friend in the group!!"
positive friend- "i'd be glad to change lifes."
positive friend- "i'd be glad to change lifes."
by thatpositiveperson November 29, 2020
A positive canthal tilt is when the inside corner of your eye (medial canthis) is lower than the outside corner of your eye. A positive canthal tilt is typically viewed as a highly aesthetically pleasing trait, and thus important in achieving success when searching for a spouse.
She has a positive canthal tilt, which is why I'm dating her
by Bobbystrurrew November 17, 2023
by Tavis_stupid September 25, 2017
1) When you fuck someone in the shower and they pass out during climax
2) When you fuck someone with a gas mask
2) When you fuck someone with a gas mask
by UrbanMansig November 23, 2022
Instead of being edge like a emo or whatever. be edge like grunge or punks. positive edginess is instead of being a sad and emotional your more hyper, wild and don't give enough fucks and do whatever the hell you want.
by Pussyfordinner84 August 22, 2019