swear police

An individual, usually an adult, who scorns upon the youth who curse in public.

boy 1: "Fuck this shit, hoe!"
teacher: "Hey! Think you're cool and all using language like that?"
boy 2: "You have the swear police after you, nigga!"

by Brexle February 6, 2010

Rubber Policeman

a rubber item used to lubricate the hole

Amhad Rice had to lubricate the hole with the Rubber Policeman after we made fun of him for it

by Block 6 Chemistry September 20, 2010

Perspective Police

That person/persons who remind you to look at your situation in a different light by comparing it with the situation of themselves or others.They usually spring into action when you are feeling sorry for yourself or you think things are going badly for you.

Guy 1- "Holy crap it's hot out here! It must be at least 90!"

Guy 2 - "Time to call the Perspective Police. It could be worse man, at least you're not stuck in the deserts of Iraq like Joe."

by Wandering in the Desert July 13, 2011

Police

The men and women trained to Serve and Protect.

The police saved my life!

by Apul January 29, 2003

polyamorous

A synonym for "slut", "womanizer" or "man-whore"

Polyamorous is the result of a feeble attempt to legitimize acting like a slut or a man-whore but pretending not to be subject to the word.

by flybd5juan November 25, 2022

Rolly Poly

You know that bug that curls up when you try to get it. No, not the one that's poisonous, those ones suck arsh, yeah they like to hang around each other too.. The bad ones are kinda frizzly on the edges.

by Windexter April 20, 2003

dab police

When you are rapid dabbing and it is to dank for people so you call the dab police

"Wow your saving is to dank for my eyes and everyone else I'm calling the dab police."

by Litterbox October 1, 2017