liam james payne

The solution for all the problems in the world

a fucking king that makes awesome music
he is the universe basically
we all live because of him
we all love him
Made an awesome cookie song that should have won the grammys
in the best band in the world

OMG IS THAT LIAM PAYNE

*DRAMATICALLY FAINTS BUT THE COMES ALIVE AGAIN CAUSE THERES A MOTHERFUCKING KING IN FRONT OF HER'

wow are u liam james payne

by Haleemah March 19, 2021

Oin the phone

The act of discussing one’s sex cult over the phone while playing world of Warcraft

Esfandtv: sorry im oin the phone

Chat: no Esfand you can’t be oin the phone while live!

by Racciimy November 17, 2021

pick up the phone

The greatest song I’ve ever heard in my life, created by Travis Scott, Young Thug and Quavo. These three were like Steph, Klay and KD on this song. Quavo even invented the word discriminize during his iconic verse.

Me: PICK UP THE PHONE BABY! (LIKE BRRR!)
Timmy: I KNOW YOU’RE HOME BABY! (IT’S LIT!)
Kyle: I’M IN THE ZONE BABY! (STRAIGHT UP!)
Bobby: I JUST POURED UP A FOUR BABY!

by rtben00 January 31, 2022

Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox

If someone asks you to throw your phone on the roof for no reason and you do throw your phone on the roof you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof-

"Hey, you should throw your phone on the fucking roof for no reason lol"
"isn't that the Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox?"

by MagnusTheReker March 29, 2022

Ho Phone

A prepaid disposable phone obtained sureptituously to talk to your lover, so you can cheat on your significant other (wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend)

Dave: Whose phone is that? I thought you had an iPhone
Steve: Nah man, this is my Ho Phone so I can talk to Cheryl.
Dave: Your wife is going to kill you

by @theosus September 10, 2009

Liam Payne

This gorgeous boy? Oh yeah hes only 1/5 of One Direction, DADDY DIRECTIONER, hates spoons and LOOOVES turtles. Is dating Danielle Peazer but is secretly married to Hayley Andros. He is so smexxxy(:

Liam Payne is a sexy mother fucker

by Mrs. Liam Payne October 1, 2012

Phone Hopper

When you are at home enjoying yourself and company of others. Then you are abruplty disturbed by the phone, it is someone you can't stand talking to and you don't answer. They then go to call your cell phone and any other phone possible in your house to get your attention.

Your gandmother you hate calls you, you don't answer and they call another phone in your house to get your attention. This annoying person is Phone Hopper.

by Savage Yeti July 11, 2009