pear shaped

when the shit aint goin right

its gone all fuckin pear shaped!

by A_Chair_In_Hell January 21, 2004

Pearl Jam

1.

a. A rock group whose musical quality is far greater than their popularity

b. A rock group whose popularity would be greater if one of its members committed suicide a lá Kurt Cobain

That band is such a Pearl Jam: they're great, but nobody gives a shit.

by Duke Guillermo April 15, 2006

gone pear-shaped

if something has gone wrong, it has gone pear shaped

shit man. I was doing so well then it all went pear-shaped

by Paul Burton June 29, 2004

Pear-ish

The awesomest flavor of all time

yea well im eating a green...yea guess what it taste like? it tastes PEAR-ISH...u know why? cuz its a pear (:

by MOLLEROONIES March 17, 2009

Pearl Apron

when ejaculation upon the face or body of another is accompanied by a gratuitous amount of previously harvested semen. Most commonly warmed then poured from a bucket, the result is an apron of hot man chowder draping the recipient. Surveys have shown that this is a great alternative to a bukkake when space is tight.

Ever since the bukkake my mom has to be drenched in cum to get off. So instead of calling all the guys over, I decided to save up on my own. It took weeks to prepare a Pearl Apron this grand, and boy are my arms tired...I poured it on her right after I blew my load in her eye and she nearly drowned, but she loved it! Only the best for my mommy!

by fastax666 June 17, 2010

Pear Tree

A scrawny girl with a big booty. Limbs resembling those of a deciduous tree during the winter season, but with an ass like a pear.

Oh shit, she must have followed the mix-a-lot xmas mix workout tape. O dat pear tree doe!

by Ranner Fuller December 18, 2013

Hairy Pearl

A girl who's clitoris is hairy in the essence that their "fun zone" isn't shaved. Diving for a pearl that is hidden inside a hairy oyster.

Woman: How do you like my tiny clit?
Man: It's kinda hard to find this hairy pearl!
Woman: So I should have shaved?

by JSAC9250 March 8, 2009