phantom shiter

Someone who shits in people's school bags or back packs

Guy: oh I must just get my backpack
Guy:what the hell is that smell

Guy: OMG the phantom shiter strikes agian

by Therealgal February 8, 2014

phadon

The greatest that has ever lived, aka the GOAT

Isaac bows down to Phadon, the Greatest of all Time.

by Isaac Sucks April 25, 2014

Phantom Turd Snake

When a person feels they have let out the longest log turd of all time, only to look in the toilet and see a rabbit pellet looking shit. The feeling is most disappointing for twitter shitters everywhere.

"I was going to tweet about this giant shit I took, but alas it was a phantom turd snake."

Not to be confused with "phantom shit"

by Stephanie Sunfire October 19, 2014

phaser

person who goes through all or most of the subcultures in the world mostly because they haven't found themselves yet

jace is such a phaser

by 37plin November 3, 2014

Phantom Caca

The sensation that you get when you have to take a shit, only to find out as soon as you sit on toilet that at most it was just a fart. Not to be confused with sharting.

I must have been nervous because I thought I had to go to the bathroom but it turned out to just be phantom caca.

by pitufa May 10, 2014

Phatted

An expression used when one wants to get really really fucked up on a night out.

"What are you doing Friday Sean?" Asked Jordan
"I'm getting Phatted mate" Exclaimed Sean

Or

"I'M GOING TO GET FUCKING PHATTED LATER ON"

by BDFlynn June 2, 2014

phater

While expected to take a picture, a phater will instead shoot a video, and allow their victim to pose endlessly while the victim believes the picture has yet to be taken. The victim may stupidly change their pose several times, before realizing that something is amiss and that no photo is being taken. By then, it is too late as the entire damage has been captured on video and can be used for the phater's usually-ill intents. Since modern digital cameras are fast, you may be a victim of phating if it takes someone longer than five second to take the picture of you. phater: a combination of "photo" and "hater."

after more than 5 seconds waiting for a picture to be taken, "dude, are you phating me?"

"Don't be a phater!".

by LocoJorge August 17, 2014