PANTS HAMMER

One of the many nouns used to describe the male reproductive organ.
Also known as: What your mom was munching on last night.

"Wow, I'd like to give his mom a pound with my pants hammer!"

by E. Nigma June 10, 2007

Party Pants

Pants that have holes in them due to the immense partying they've been through.

You're wearing your party pants

by OGstatus April 7, 2009

Tight in the pants

when guys on xbox live hear a girl talking over a mic say: "OMG are you a girl! Can I please add you to my friends list" and then become horny and pop a boner; thus becoming "tight in the pants"

Kelsey makes all the guys on Xbox Live tight in the pants when she talks over the mic.

by Andrew David Hernandez June 30, 2008

smarty-pants

1. (n) a smart aleck
2. (n) a person who knows that the word "lul-a-bye" comes from the Saxon words “lul,” meaning "to sing," and “bye,” meaning "to sleep," and then brags about it in the weekly email newsletter.

Example: Kristy is such a smarty-pants.

by Footnotes editor March 19, 2006

nuddy pants

when you are wearing pants that are, quite literally, skin colored-i.e. you are wearing no pants

Barbie: last night, i got like drunk i danced in my nuddy pants
Ken: Oh.

by tayzor October 27, 2003

iron pants

An aggressive, domineering, misandristic woman whom is latently or manifestly homosexual.

Ted: Jane is looking pretty hot! I'm going to tag some puss!

Bill: Ha ha ha, you mean iron pants? Good luck, that bitch will amputate your dick.

by jpopie April 3, 2011

funny pants

A funny pants is someone who cracks a joke

HAHAH that's the funniest thing I've ever heard, you are such a funny pants!!!

by Stif Mike December 9, 2008